touch grass

What people say when they want to sound cool, because they're too insecure to come up with a new way of saying something, so they just jump on the bandwagon of what they think sounds "cool" and will make them sound like a cool, powerful, attractive person.

Tom: "I'm a really insecure guy with no women and no particular talents, but I want to come off as a normie. I guess I'll go tell someone to touch grass now."

by CutiePatootiePie June 16, 2022

Grass from the Devils Playground

another name for pot

"Hey man can you go score a dime of grass from the devils playground"

by DonnySquad42 July 25, 2013

Touch Grass

Used back in the late 90's early 2000's as a hip way to say Fuck off

Hey, touch grass old man!

by Leftforlife June 16, 2024

Grass

that green shit people always tellin you to touch

go touch some grass

by the fresh king of bel air July 13, 2023

grass grass

An alias for moon grass.

Hey man, you got any grass grass?

by massive_schlong February 20, 2017

imported grass

a synonym used to describe a dumb argument or idea.

"damn bro that's some imported grass, tf do you believe it?"

by Bobcheebles July 18, 2022

grass

something 96% of twitter users haven't touched LOL

hey you should touch some grass you twitter user!

twitter user: no lol

by wut_luke March 27, 2021