An obvious oxymoron, 'geek chic' emerges from oxygen deprived hallucination in which geeks evolve into actual existence as a sort of technocracy radiating the holy aura of cool. You will find no more crushing an argument against geek chic than Bill Gates, who despite being the richest man in the world sports an apparent $5 coiffure and birth control glasses.
"You speak of geek chic, let let he who amongst you has an actual example of it speak now."---- Jesus Christ c 23 A.D.
by Mo Dixley September 3, 2005
Get the geek chic mug.1. Someone who continually talks about band to whoever would listen, whether it is complaining or bragging. As long as it's about band then they're happy.
2. Someone who sits at the "band table" in the school lunchroom with their other band geek friends.
3. Someone who calls the band room their home, and have cried at the end of every school year because when the seniors graduate it's like losing some of their own family members.
4. Someone who knows that the football field was really made for marching band, because they're the only people who do something good on the field.
5. Someone who can turn just about anything dirty because of all the innuendos you can have with playing an instrument.
6. If you had drumsticks you could be entertained for hours by just playing that music you have running through your head.
2. Someone who sits at the "band table" in the school lunchroom with their other band geek friends.
3. Someone who calls the band room their home, and have cried at the end of every school year because when the seniors graduate it's like losing some of their own family members.
4. Someone who knows that the football field was really made for marching band, because they're the only people who do something good on the field.
5. Someone who can turn just about anything dirty because of all the innuendos you can have with playing an instrument.
6. If you had drumsticks you could be entertained for hours by just playing that music you have running through your head.
Band Geek Innuendos:
What position is that?
Do you want to practice tonguing after school?
Don't blow too hard into your instrument.
You need to finger that better.
I could bang on that drum all day.
What position is that?
Do you want to practice tonguing after school?
Don't blow too hard into your instrument.
You need to finger that better.
I could bang on that drum all day.
by bandgeekpoet January 21, 2009
Get the Band Geek mug.to become immediately obsessive or enthralled in a subject that is considered by many to be geek-favorable. this includes comics, books, technology, etc.
i was done with comics, so i never expected to geek out when i heard about the Xmen movie, but i still reread every issue i had in like 3 days!!
by ben dover Hugh Gass July 18, 2011
Get the geek out mug.Some of the most amazing individuals that can be found in a school. They do not mind spending vast quantities of time together, or being out in ridiculous weather conditions for the sake of the marching band's show. In a group, they are a force to be reckoned with for causing great amounts of disruption and entertainment.
The band geeks made a duct tape ball that weighed over one hundred pounds, just because they got bored during summer band.
by AriG November 8, 2005
Get the band geeks mug.variation of GFAAS, an acronym commonly used among goat enthusiasts for "Goats Foraging Around Alfalfa Sprouts."
by alfalfa March 26, 2004
Get the geefars mug.The indirect exposure of people (geeky or otherwise) to areas of geek culture that they have not come across themselves, i.e. through contact with geeks. While the cultural memes transmitted are sometimes distorted, they are still recognisable.
Geekmosis results in scenarios such as:
A liberal arts student, who has never played Starcraft but does associate with gamers, exclaiming "Kekekekeke!"
Someone who has not seen any movies from the Highlander series making jokes about how "there can be only one".
A liberal arts student, who has never played Starcraft but does associate with gamers, exclaiming "Kekekekeke!"
Someone who has not seen any movies from the Highlander series making jokes about how "there can be only one".
by TheRealInsomnius October 1, 2006
Get the geekmosis mug.noun -- used whenever an old person is impeding your progress, either on the road or on the sidewalk, when you can't easily get around and are stuck in slow motion.
by Sanderling October 1, 2006
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