Definitions by alfalfa

Crunk 

when under the influence of both ganja and alcohol, one can describe themselves as "crunk"

taken from the Busta Rhymes song "Break ya neck" -
And we get a little High
And we get a little Drunk
And we get a little Crunk

Crunk by alfalfa January 9, 2005

Petey the Dog

The act of taking your poo covered finger and rubbing a brown circle around the eye of your lover. Like the Dirty Sanchez but involving the right eye of your lover instead of their upper lip.

Bonus points if you say "Darla, do you love me?" afterwards. Extra bonus is she says "Yes!"

She was really special and deserved something to remember me by, so I gave her Petey the Dog.

Petey the Dog by Alfalfa August 3, 2004

in 

to achieve success with a woman/man friend

"in" refers to getting into her/his pants to perform the sexual arts

Shes fine,i gotta get my in's

dayam, i wanna get in there

in by Alfalfa May 4, 2004

geefars 

variation of GFAAS, an acronym commonly used among goat enthusiasts for "Goats Foraging Around Alfalfa Sprouts."

Bob: Yo, archie, whats the status of herd #11?

Archie: No worries bob, they're geefars

geefars by alfalfa March 26, 2004