Petey the Dog

The act of taking your poo covered finger and rubbing a brown circle around the eye of your lover. Like the Dirty Sanchez but involving the right eye of your lover instead of their upper lip.

Bonus points if you say "Darla, do you love me?" afterwards. Extra bonus is she says "Yes!"

She was really special and deserved something to remember me by, so I gave her Petey the Dog.

by Alfalfa August 03, 2004

Crunk

when under the influence of both ganja and alcohol, one can describe themselves as "crunk"

taken from the Busta Rhymes song "Break ya neck" -
And we get a little High
And we get a little Drunk
And we get a little Crunk

by alfalfa January 10, 2005

geefars

variation of GFAAS, an acronym commonly used among goat enthusiasts for "Goats Foraging Around Alfalfa Sprouts."

Bob: Yo, archie, whats the status of herd #11?

Archie: No worries bob, they're geefars

by alfalfa March 26, 2004

in

to achieve success with a woman/man friend

"in" refers to getting into her/his pants to perform the sexual arts

Shes fine,i gotta get my in's

dayam, i wanna get in there

by Alfalfa May 05, 2004