I fucked up

When you mess up so bad there's almost no way out of it.

Person 1: "I fucked up, man"
Person 2: "What happened?"
Person 1: "I may or may not have sent my mom a dick pic."
Person 2: "Oh shit. . ."

by aSadMistake March 29, 2020

pig fucker

Person/persons who likes having sex with members of law enforcement.

Sheena like's to have sex with cops. She's a real pig fucker.

by Grimace July 21, 2003

fucker boy

A young male who is an annoying little fucker.

COZ is a little fucker boy

by Dave Harper August 16, 2006

fucked off

1) To be annoyed to the extreme (pretty much = pissed off but helps you express it more strongly!)

2) To leave somewhere, occasionally with the connotation that you left abruptly, earlier than expected, rudely, or whilst you were annoyed.

1) "Mate, some cunt's stolen my car! I'm severely fucked off!"

2) "He turned up about 8 and I thought he was going to stay all night but he fucked off about 10!"

"I dunno what happened, she turned up but only stayed for about half an hour then fucked off again"

"He fucked off without even saying bye! I'm really upset"

by carlypussycat March 13, 2008

fucked up as fuck

As fucked up as is possible. Think about it.

Now how did that happen? That is fucked up as fuck.

or

Dude, I was fucked up as fuck last night.

by Will.I.Am. August 16, 2007

hog fucked

to be violently loved against ones will whilst bound in the style of a swine.

"i peered from the eastern window of my library to find on that most bitter of november mornings, some children were brutally hog-fucking a band of gypsies at the edge of the woods"

by david December 14, 2003

Smile Fucked

1. Backstabbing someone while acting like their best friend.

2. Befriending someone to proselytize them into your religion.

1. " I can't believe Janet she is totally "Smile fucked" me , acting like we were best friends when she was sleeping with my boyfriend the whole time"

2. " I thought Lindsay was my friend, she just wanted me to go to church and I didn't want to go . Now she acts like I am invisible she totally "Smile Fucked"me ."

by Kbizmck September 15, 2009