drug sober

the state obtained from not consuming narcotics, due to lack of availability or lack of interest, however, consumption of alcohol may have occurred.

John: "You alright mate?"
Tim : "yeah, had a few beers but I'm drug sober man"

by Nick Flanagan December 16, 2007

knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk

n.) a truly envious condition, indeed. To have consumed so much alcohol that most of one's motor skills are severely impaired. One in this condition will walk on his or her knees to decrease the distance he or she may fall in the event of a tumble, thus limiting injury, and the commode hugging comes in when the individual prays to regurgitate, thereby alleviating some of the associated nausea. The snot-slinging simply appears to be a side-effect--however when spoken to, a person in this condition will spray a combination of mucus and spit to who ever he or she is conversing with.

Alex drank way too many Tequia Fannybangers and did too many jello shots last night and wound up knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk before half the party guests arrived.

by Blenderhead1991 May 19, 2009

Drunk Stain

Noun

A stain or mark of any kind received in the state of inebriation. Usually on articles of clothing but possibly on the human body itself or other possessions.

"Holy shit there is no way in hell your going to be able to explain why your jeans look like that enless you admit to be totally shitfaced."

"Yeah you are screwed man those are some trashy drunk stains."

by Law_Einhander May 30, 2007

Drunkbooking

The Facebook equivalent of Drunk Dialing, or drunk texting/sexting.

"Oh, man. I got wasted last night and just realized I may have been Drunkbooking late-night. No..."

by Ggbeltram April 13, 2009

drum roll flatulence

That unexpected, very loud and unstoppable fart, usually rolling out in a crowded elevator or in a quiet restaurant.

As the flaming dessert passed our table, my drum roll flatulence was dramatically announcing its delivery.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2019

crunken drunk

when you drink so much that you start "crunken" forgetting what happened, what you did, what you saw.

drinking to the point of utter stupidity.

mark: saturday night guys, my place, beer pong, lets get crunken drunk.
devon: yeah sounds good. fuck the sac next week.

___

tushar: did you guys see me last night? i cant remember anything i was so crunken drunk. i woke up with shaveen, fuck im so stupid.
kieran: bahahahah what a bitch.

by jesex cardaboner May 14, 2009

jew drunk

when you have mad money and you are acting crazy because of it

yo your jew drunk

by the backdoor bandit June 13, 2009