Dolphin Tom

A creature made by a twisted mind with an uncontainable lust for the human Harry Potter.

"Did you hear about Dolphin Tom? Man, that will fuck you up".
"I honestly want a love as pure as Dolphin Tom has for Harry."

by Youllneverguesswhoitsnotme May 11, 2018

dolphin weather

Very bad and stormy weather that would normally prohibit physical activity but due to the will of the Whitney Young student body, prohibits nothing

Girl: Are you sure you have to go to practice? The weather is bad.
Guy: Chill baby. This ain’t nothing but Dolphin Weather.

by Young_dagger_dick_my_handle July 21, 2018

Dolphin

My favorite animal 🐬. An animal that is amazing and a beautiful creature everyone should love

Wow look at that dolphin it can do flips I wish I was a dolphin but I’m really stupid

by Robyn.simpson477 August 18, 2018

Dolphin shower

When you shave your entire body in the shower

Jenna is so smooth because she took a dolphin shower

by dicks9000 September 11, 2018

Dolphin Hole

In reference to one who's penis is inverted.
Often caused by obesity

"look at that guys dolphin hole"

by Shaunchomper October 31, 2018

dolphin

if you don't like them you are evil

Joe: I don't like dolphins
anyone in the world: Kill him

by Blk_Dmnd November 7, 2018

Dolphan

One of the pathetic schmucks that still roots for the abortion of a football team based in Miami.

AKA: a total fucking loser

Did you see the Patriots stomp on Miami again?? They showed this one Dolphan in the crowd pull his rectum right up & out his throat when Brady hit Gronk for his fourth TD!

Fucking Dolphans...

by Thor Von Thorson December 9, 2018