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The Cranberry

"When a man is about to ejaculate and the woman punches him as hard as she can in the nuts"
Dude I was having sex with Mary last night and she got me with the cranberry.
by Jdaddy84 January 3, 2016
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Crane

1) A type of wading, marsh-dwelling, long-legged bird
2) A machine utilised by builders as construction equipment, to shift heavy loads, materials, or supplies
3) (informal) An exceptionally attractive member of the opposite sex, typically a female.
1) Wow, check out the legs on those cranes!
2) This crane's getting old... I'm not sure if it's gonna withstand the rust any longer.
3) Wow! Check out the legs on those cranes!
by Alhadis June 29, 2004
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Cranial - rectal syndrome

An advanced form of cognitive dissonance where a person's head is actually so far up their own ass that it reemerges from their own mouth thus creating a black hole of ignorance and hypocrisy devoid of reason or logic.
Trump supporters must suffer from cranial - rectal syndrome because they seem to not understand their own hypocrisy.
by Grimmnevil June 8, 2017
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popping a cranberry

When you have anal sex for the first time. This could be with men or women.
"So, GIVE ME THE DETAILS!"
"well, after a couple beers I finally convinced her to let me pop her cranberry"

Popping a cranberry
by Immortal Jake October 19, 2006
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Crank Skanks

Crank Skanks will rape your dad, piss on your christmas tree, and eat your children for breakfast. Then, the

Crank Skanks will rip your pants off and repay you with sexual favors.
by crankyskank#2 September 1, 2009
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cranial rectosis

the condition of someones head being completely up their ass so that the ass cheeks rest completely on the shoulders
that dude has a bad case of cranial rectosis look his nose made his belly button an outey!
by neanderman February 7, 2010
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Cranka

an alchoholic drink consisting of cranberry juice and cheap vodka.
Cisco- "Can you believe Chris got drunk at the party?"
Tommy- "what was he drinking?"
Cisco- "That Cranka drank"
by Meggs901 December 3, 2010
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