cool points 

Is a system of points that reflect a person's popularity or social ranking. One is awarded cool points for doing something stupid or a completely mindblowing act (such as banging mark's mom or eating a baby) due to the fact that the person has either low self esteem or because his friends are complete doushe bags. Also High 5's and Negg's play quite a role in the cool ponts system. When one recieves a high 5, he is awarded usually 10 cool points. But when someone is disgraced with a Negg, they have 10 cool points subtracted. After one has banked up 100 cool points he is thought to be quite a cool fellow and his self esteem is quite high. But when someone has
-100 cool points they are diagnossed with AIDs and are thought of as sluts who give fat chicks sex.

Friend 1: Dude, i dare you to bang mark's sister
Friend 2: OKAY!
**Some time passes**
Friend 2: **Shows Friend 1 Mark's Sister's Pantys**
Friend 1: DUDE!!! U get like 1000 cool points for this
**The friends exchange congradulatory High 5's**

cool points by WWT SKATER September 6, 2008

cool-gasm 

cool·gasm (cool'gāz'əm) Pronunciation Key
n.


1. The peak of coolness, characterized by strong feelings of coolness and by a series of involuntary contractions of the muscles of the genitals, usually accompanied by the ejaculation of cool juice by the male. Also called cool-max.

2. A similar point of intensity of emotionaly cool excitement.

Wow, Jenny is so cool, she makes me have multiple cool-gasms.

cool-gasm by AlexandriaEve April 11, 2009

cool girl

A girl who is not a girlfriend. Shares interests with, hangs with, and (optionally) sleeps with a man she is interested in. Inevitably, she becomes a 'cool girl' and becomes ineligible for girlfriend status. Is often beleived to be lesbian on first glance.

Guy 1: Sam likes Halo? You serious? Damn, you're lucky to have a girlfriend like that.
Guy 2: She's not my girlfriend. She's just a cool girl.

cool girl by Kathleen Henry May 18, 2006

cool out 

to chill the fvck out

i know you're pissed but you need to cool out.

cool out by justine December 3, 2003

cool story, bro. now go make me a sandwich 

This phrase is commonly used to imply that you don't really care. Mostly used after lengthy discussions, and boring topics.

Girl 1: I was eating a burrito, and suddenly i forgot my guacamole! So i rushed to the store, but they were all out. All they had were fajitas, so i grabbed one of those and headed back. Can you believe that?
Girl 2: cool story, bro. Now go make me a sandwich.

cool story, bro. now go make me a sandwich by thefajita October 25, 2015

Cool furby 

An Evil Furby that hides his flames and wears sunglasses. Also carries a gun and wears a furby's clothings.

The cool furby shot you to death. Boo hoo boo hoo...

Cool furby by Furbyfreeland October 11, 2004

Cool guys 

People who don't look at explosions, as defined in The Lonely Island's song Cool Guys Don't Look At Explosions.

Cool guys don't look at explosions; they blow things up and then walk away. Who's got time to watch an explosion? There's got cool guys errands that they have to walk to.

Cool guys by MacCoinneach July 4, 2010