change

what your boyfriend does after 4 months into the relationshoip. he wont change back, dont believe the lies. he will start putting it all on you saying its your fault.

you: why did you change, i mean we were doing so well.
him: you changed too, ill try to change back
you: okay
2 months later..
you: you still act the same way and somehow when i tell you my feelings, im the one apologizng
him: its you too, you do the same

by marsssssbarss May 26, 2025

Shift Change

A term used mostly in law enforcement and in some Movies like Training Day when all officers, meter maids, and government assassins etc. Get together for their daily cum chugging championship at the police station. They always say "HELL YE$" there nothing as exciting and fullfilling other than a HOT load from my fellow sperm guzzling brothers.Forcefully blasted deep down my throat after a long day of being a homo, morbidly obese,and killing baby kittens, but mostly just sleeping and eating. The manditory stalking of innocent citizens is exhausting and they like to boast and show them rowdy high schoolers just how a psychotic, and bad ass mutherfucker can suck a man's penis.

Jay the redneck, Man is it time for lunch , those cock suckers are shooting in the air and driving 100mph torward the station..
Harrased yeetnigga. Shift Change Bitch!

by Sgt badmuthfer June 16, 2022

Tiger Shark (Changed)

A miniboss from the popular transfur game changed

This little pain in the ass will somehow dive underwater and swim at high speed in such shallow water?? (I could 100% outswim that mf i have interstate comps)

By all means necessary stay well away from it or he will grab you and turn you into a furry tiger shark thing (scary)
This dumbass summons little shark henchmen because his lazy ass could not do it himself

Stay away from tigersharks in the wild

Sailor 1: "Yo what fish is that"

Sailor 2: "Where"

Sailor 1: "Over there *points at the 'fish'*"

Sailor 2: "Let me pull up the species identification chart"

Sailor 2: "By the looks of it, that's a tiger shark (changed)"

Sailor 1: "You're kidding right? It can't be..."

Sailor 1 and 2 shriek in horror

--MISSING PERSONS LOG--

JACK CLOVERFIELD

OSCAR WALSH

--LAST SEEN LAUNCHING BOAT OFF LATEX BAY--

--REPORT RELEVANT FINDINGS TO LOCAL AUGHORITIES--

--LEAD--

SCREAMS HEARD 2 KILOMETRES NORTH OF LATEX BAY

--ASSUMED DEAD--

>yes moderators the names are made up

by Ribcage beater 420 August 9, 2023

wang chang

Something that reeks of poor organization, not well thought out and creating a lot of effort for other people.

This meeting was totally wang chang. I think the manager just wanted to hear his own voice bouncing off the walls.

by Ya Ke May 10, 2024

Chump change

Money that is such a small amount that the person who has it wouldn't care if they lost it.

I buy $20 stratch off tickets all the time, because its just chump change to me.

by Stlduchess March 28, 2019

loose change

derogatory nickname for women who are in relationships but throw themselves around every guy every time they go out, similarly to how loose change is tossed around.

Bo: Yo did you see how she was acting at railyard last night?
Jinkle: Yup typical loose change

by bojinkle February 18, 2025

change of jockey

When an Irish woman kicks her man out of the house and changes the locks.

"Fiona, did someone get a hold of your keys?"
"No, just a change of jockey"

by IreCan March 12, 2021