Jake Paul

A rare but deadly type of cancer that has affected nearly 17 million people.

Doctor: i'm sorry sir, but you have cancer.
Patient: *flashses back to last time they watched jake paul*.

by WhiteSamsungUser September 16, 2018

Big Shit

To trash talk someone a bunch of times.

Tony: I heard Sam was talking big shit about you.
Eric: fuck Sam

by WhiteSamsungUser February 18, 2019

Change

Something congress struggles to make.

Person 1: "no change was made at todays congress meeting"

Person 2: "well, whats new?"

by WhiteSamsungUser September 19, 2018

Urban Dictionary

A website your on now.

Person 1: "have you checked the trending on urban dictionary?"

Person 2: "dude, i'm on there now!"

by WhiteSamsungUser September 23, 2018