Beaver Bomb

Extremely loud vagina fart or queef

Karen: Jenny did you just fart?
Jenny:Yeah outta my vagina.
Karen:Damn that was a beaver bomb!

by mattytwotoes March 11, 2010

Beaver-Vag

More appropriate and modern pronunciation of 'beverage'

Tom has at least 3 ice-cold beaver-vags waiting in his dorm.

by Tchaikovsky October 25, 2010

Beaver Walrus

Once thought to be a mythical creature unknown to science until a male specimen was found working on a car in roswell, Ga. His rodent like facial features conjure up an image of an absent minded, slightly handicapped beaver. A-fixed to this head is a soft, squishy, almost blubbery body only known to be shared with "rosmarus divergens"- the Pacific Walrus. The Beaver Walrus is not known to clean itself at all, lending it a musky odor rivaled only by the most unkempt fish markets. Its slow movements and lazy habits make it an easy, all-be-it useless creature for scientist to study. And yet, all that is truly known about the creature is that it is indigenous to the forests of Acworth, Ga

Beaver Walrus

by Daddy2222 April 5, 2012

floppy beaver

a large floppy vagina that slightly resembles a certain wood-cutting mammal
(may be diseased)

Lassie, Timmy fell in the floppy beaver! Go......no, hes screwed.
Ever seen Oprah?

by Pat Quinn December 13, 2007

dick beaters

hands (on a guy usually) - often said when someone is intruding on your personal belongings, etc.

"Get those dickbeaters off of my radio!"

by jim nicoloff November 13, 2002

two-finger beaver boxing

The act of using two fingers to pleasure a woman. Also known as fingering, finger fucking, and twat tickling in some sections of distant countries.

So I hear your girlfriend is a fan of two-finger beaver boxing?

by I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER! January 2, 2009

beaver

A furry critter that sits on your face and tries to swallow your tongue.

Mary: It's time to feed the beaver!!
John: Hang on a sec, let me get the lip balm.

by Apocalyptimaniac September 16, 2005