tap the keg

Drinking a large quantity of adult beverages and succumbing to the urge to urinate.

Once I tap the keg, I have to pee after every beer.

by Apocalyptimaniac September 25, 2005

beaver

A furry critter that sits on your face and tries to swallow your tongue.

Mary: It's time to feed the beaver!!
John: Hang on a sec, let me get the lip balm.

by Apocalyptimaniac August 23, 2005

pfm

Pure Fucking Magic
The only explaination as to why something, beyond available knowledge, could possibly work.
The reason why somthing that shouldn't reasonably work, does.

1. To the kids, the gyroscope was PFM.

2. Even though the car was totalled in the telephone pole and ice cream truck collision, the engine still ran because of PFM.

by Apocalyptimaniac August 22, 2006