bag job

a woman with a face so ugly, you could only stand having sex with her if she put her head in a paper bag

see also: BOBFOC, Butterface
"omg, that girl is damn ugly!"
"she got a nice body though"
"definately a bag job"
by Decrepit Cucumber May 31, 2007
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gee-bag

Gee-bag an insult basically the same as calling someone a bag of vaginas.
Jesus that Joe is some gee-bag!
by orangerooster May 03, 2004
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Larry Bag

An incredibly small amount of marijuana, below .25 grams
"I just got a larry bag! 3 whole seeds!"
by Joe and Spencer April 14, 2008
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jewche bag

A douche bag that happens to be of the Jewish faith.
I hate that dude. he's a jewche bag.
by rywo July 22, 2009
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double bag

Using two bags when you have a hefty load of groceries...
I had to double bag that watermelon cause that shit was heavy!
by Naked Wood November 10, 2012
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My Bag

The term "My Bag" was originally slang for taking responsibility for one's own actions. Somewhere in the early 90s people started saying "My bad" either because they wanted to change the verbage of the original, or because they just plain didn't understand the original meaning. "My Bag" is slang for "Baggage",ie: You take your own problems, put them in a bag and carry it on your own back. "It's on me, my fault, my problem. "My Bag" excepts and takes the burden, "My Bad" just dismisses it.
"Joe, do you need help paying for your rent this month? I know you haven't been working and would really like to help you out." said Nick. "No thanks man, that's My Bag." said Joe. "Oh, My Bad, I just thought you could use the help dude."
by garbailian September 23, 2011
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Duffle Bag

The act of stuffing a semi erect penis into a vagina.
Jay: "How could you fuck a chick that is that ugly?"

Ian: "I know! I couldn't get my dick hard enough so I had to duffle bag it in there!"
by Jeff Mainland December 13, 2008
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