Lightning In A Bottle

When one man jizzez into a jar, closes it, and shoves it up another man's ass so that the jar shatters.

Guy 1: Hey man, my homie just shoved a cum filled jar up my ass. It shattered, and now I may have an infection.

Guy 2: Cool dude! Thats called lightning in a bottle!

by Cannabis Kermit June 19, 2024

bottle coddle

The parental behavior of letting their child use the baby bottle too long.

You don't have to bottle coddle him. You should wean him off breast milk.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

Bottle job

A small fat Scottish indian, who seems to be leading the way until he can’t handle the pressure and crumbles this is known as a bottle job

5 minutes from winning a game and loses you’re a bottle job

by Aces of the pack April 11, 2020

piss bottle

a term for the followers of Ben's shitty fall out boy meme acc murdered.by.petewentz. all of his amazing followers r piss bottles ever since Ben drank piss out of a bottle.

u follow murdered.by.petewentz? dude ur such a cool piss bottle

by ben stump March 22, 2020

meth bottle

a bottle full of meth that costs 32.6 dollars according to my dealer

mike: hey you got some meth
dealer: no but i have a meth bottle

by black donkey man November 1, 2021

water bottle

when they put the entire dick in the mouth and the say they can fit more so you cry

Dave: I'm very sad kitty gave me a water bottle

by anonymous February 21, 2025

Spray Bottling

When you like a problematic/unlikable character in media and you need to find a way to still hold that character accountable so you spray them with a spray bottle like a dog.

“This character is so attractive but oh my god they are actually such a creep.”

*sigh*

“Guess I’m spray bottling you.”

*gets the spray bottle*

“Bad ___! Bad!”

by CupcakeHalø April 3, 2025