Its Woodstock

The greatest concert and spiritual acid journey ever. In which, two women gave birth, millions conceived, and one death was recorded. Used in an excuse or phrase for doing something unexplainable by referencing the event called Woodstock and can be used in the combination with "because" and "doesn't matter"

ex. 1
Bro: You getten' erect in the locker room

Other guy: Doesn't matter man its Woodstock.

ex. 2
Little Brother: why are you on the roof

Big Bro: Because it woodstock! (jumps to shallow end in pool while on acid)

ex. 3
Bum: (playing guitar) Give me change!

You: why?!

Bum: because its Woodstock!

You: its 2011!

Bum: Doesnt matter man its Woodstock!

*Can be used on any question*

by All That is Jesh and Adrian March 7, 2011

red words

Words that are spoken -- by a biological woman, in the period of her menses, which she does not mean. These could be insults, jibes, jabs, or digs.
(Inspired by the "Red Wedding", which was also chaotic, confusing, nonsensical, bloody, and unfair.)

"My girlfriend and I got into a huge fight last night, but we talked it out. We both realized they were simply red words and she didn't mean them."

by axelfear December 2, 2015

Pixel words

Retarded version of growtopia.

bob : hey want to see my bobs
vegana: no im playing Pixel words

by lilpro January 28, 2019

crown woods

A place where boys and girls go to so they can say away from their parents and swear and act all big but are actually bitches asking for attention in life.

hey did you see those bitches in crown woods?

by skskskthetruth June 17, 2019

Hayley Woods

A girl with many features. She is sassy, loving, and very funny. She is a blond and blue eyes, Hayley will be the bestest friend you will always have. You would have to kill her if you wanted to hurt her friends. She would always take the first bullet. She wont open up her feelings for you. But if you watch close enough she will give you signs as if she likes you or not. If she doesn't still be her friends. She will be there when you need her the most. Hayley is very hyper all the times and you will love that she will always make you smile and laugh because of that. Hayley will always be there and she will always be happy to see you. At first she will be very shy, and you may have to say the first words. but when she does get to know you she will love to be your friend!! If you get to know a hayley make sure that you never let her get into harms way! Or never lose her she will be the best thing of your life!!!!

hayley: h-hey
guy: I like your hair.
My name is hayley Woods
Mine is greg

by ❤️🏀woodsy🏀❤️ December 6, 2019

Truer words

A shortening of the phrase truer words have never been spoken, which in its full length is pretty self explanatory.

Mark: It doesn't matter where you go, money is the universal language.

Mike: Truer words...

by Dud3ManGuy April 23, 2020

Olivia Woods

A word to describe someone who is overly delusional over any political subject that mentions racism
Also someone who tries to hard to be black and tackles anyone who says "tHe N-wOrD"

Guy 1: dude, that guy just yelled at him for saying the "N-word"
Guy 2: what an Olivia Woods...ew

by Aptolpraidolweeds January 19, 2021