Twitter

the only blog were i didn't understand what the fuck was going on!

I have folowers called Tom Cruise!
What the hell??????
Is twitter a gay porn site for stars?

by nz555 September 28, 2009

Twittarded

A term coined on the blog www.MotivatedMonkey.com.

It depicts individuals who are technologically inept or slow. People who are behind the times with the new gadgets, websites, widgets or online fads.

Guy 1: Dude, Vince just signed up for a Twitter account yesterday. He's like a year and a half behind the evolution cycle.

Guy 2: Yeah, he's twittarded.

by MotivatedMonkey.com April 1, 2009

Stan twitter

Mostly young teenagers and young adults who spread more awareness and reliable information than mainstream media during times of injustice.

"Oh did you hear? Stan twitter took over informing protesters where police was shooting with rubber bullets."

"Stan Twitter took 2 hours to start protesting and voicing anger against injustice while (white) celebrities and influencers took three days to think about the situation."

by Habitofthebrave May 31, 2020

Twitter-Stalking

When a wannabe-stalker (most likely a fat,lazy nerd) decides to save time and energy on his illegal actions by just reading people's Twitter updates and imagining their situations.

Bob was arrested for Twitter-Stalking a supermodel.

by Tom Scaret September 5, 2009

Twitter Bitch

If one has more following than followers by margin of 15 (i.e 50 following but 35 followers) he or she is a twitter bitch.

This bitch is a twitter bitch.

by twitter123445 September 6, 2011

Twitter

To engage in sexual intercourse or other sexual activity between 1 or more people.

Dude: Were you just twittering yourself in there?
Dude2: Hell no, I had twitter with your mom.

There is nothing hotter then two girls twittering.

by Unit7 May 27, 2009

Twitter fuck

Twitter fucking is when you are watching a movie and it stops to buffer starts up again and then stops to buffer.. (repeat)

I was watching a video online yesterday and it started twitter fucking every other minute.

by beber, not npklemm September 8, 2010