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The world is your Twitter 

Said to someone with the incessant need to make their business everyone's business
-OR-
To someone comfortable with sharing information about themselves with strangers
*Ring*

1: Hello?

2: Hey, can you talk?

1: Later, I'm taking a dump right now.

2: Ugh...dude...the world is your Twitter.

1: Oh, sorry

Gay twitter 

Gay Twitter is a collection of gays that are thirsty as hell. They are all white with beards or stubble and think they’re celebrities because they have 2K plus followers.

They will post a provocative selfie with an insecure caption, such as ‘I hate how pale I am’ - resulting in hordes of fellow gays to provide the attention needed ‘omg you’re so sexy’

They have basic taste in music & their most used gif is from RuPauls Drag Race.

They usually own a cat and also use the cat to post thirst trap selfies again (must be showing their body in the pic) the cat is a mere accessory for their narcissism.
It’s a Sunday which means Anthony and Shane will be hungover, in bed, telling Gay Twitter they have the hangover horn, Anthony tweets “someone bring me a McDonald’s breakfast” with a selfie half naked.
Gay twitter by Tired of you January 13, 2020

Shitter Twitter 

The caring on of a conversation or sharing of personal feelings/ updates from the inside of a bathroom stall through the means of carving or sharpies.
"That was some profound shitter twitter i read inside that bathroom stall."
Shitter Twitter by PB23 November 13, 2009

formerly Twitter

Refusing Mr. Musk's *bs* execution of the beloved Tweety Bird, users have taking to calling the service "formerly Twitter" rather than it's obscure new name: X (formerly Twitter)
Did you see what Musk is putting out on formerly Twitter?
formerly Twitter by jmacofearth September 15, 2023

Deja Vu by Sonamoo cover by @456syafinazbint on Twitter. ( Moon version or Main vocal cover ) 

Deja Vu by Sonamoo cover by @456syafinazbint on Twitter. ( Moon version or Main vocal cover )
Deja Vu by Sonamoo cover by @456syafinazbint on Twitter. ( Moon version or Main vocal cover )

Football Twitter 

Football Twitter is a section of twitter that consists of people with names such as “PogbaSZN” or “SalahSkills”. It’s full of people calling each other Nonces , Virgins , Gay and more.
There are 4 sides to FT :
Side 1 - People with football Avis talking about football
Side 2-People showing there faces

Side 3- People with rapper profile pics to try and leave FT , even though they only interact with FT.
Side 4- The cringe kids who spam agendes , never watch games and be racist , sexist etc .
All in all , it’s an amazing part of twitter , we may have our flaws , but so does everyone else , in the end it’s a tightnit community of virgins , and I wouldn’t have it any other way ❤️
Football Twitter- a large group of football accounts talking shit to each other with a few ones actually talking about football

“Dave , I’m gutted”
“Why?”
“LacazetteSZN , called me a virgin”
“Sorry mate”

*The year is 2089*
“Hey Billy , what was your best online experience?”
FT , for sure , bunch of nice guys”
“Sound mate”
Football Twitter by FT LAD March 18, 2019