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Toyota Will Cypha

The official car of having bootleg Windows 98 installed on its infotainment screen, being remotely controlled with a phone, and having a literal shoe as a mascot.

If you drive this, you're either 65 years old, or 25 with no soul

You're actually here?!
A: "Why the hell does it look like it has no soul?"
B: "Who? The owner or the car?"
A: "Well, it's a Toyota Will Cypha, so both!"
by cyphalvr January 24, 2022
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Toko

A Person That has only 4 Senses and can talk Plus has a Soul
They can't feel Anything and can't have or do Anything that requires feelings
My Boss says she Grew up with a toko dad
by 459395 March 28, 2022
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Toyota GT86

Otherwise known as the Scion FRS or the Subaru BRZ, the Toyota GT86 is far worse than the Nissan 370Z in literally every aspect. Styling, horsepower, top speed, acceleration, handling, it's ability to be modded, and to top it all off, it has Prius wheels. It's about as slow as a Prius too...
The Toyota GT86... what a fucking piece of shit. Ugly, slow, driven by dumbasses, it's a "sports" car you wouldn't want to drive
by Sanae Katagiri March 30, 2022
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toktor

Some fool that thinks they're a expert on a topic because they watched a Tiktok clip on it. They don't know Tiktok is disinformation run by the Chinese government!
Take Ivermectin! Trust me! I'm a Toktor

Or

That Toktor said that Bitcoin is what I should put all my cash into. Does he know China is behind the hype in order to destroy the West's economy?
by seeMacSea2 April 3, 2022
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Toyonder

A word to describe days after tomorrow. Coming from the word yonder. Can be used for both the first day after tomorrow as well as days beyond.
I wont do it tomorrow but I promise I'll do it toyonder.
Look we wont be going tomorrow but instead toyonder.
I'm seeing him toyonder now, plans have changed.
by Jeremy Pilsner May 15, 2022
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Tokio Velour

The best writer in the fake community. Tolkien's successor and the most beautiful geisha in existence. The eternal witch of the moon and supreme of the Velour coven.
by gold plate August 7, 2022
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Toyoda

Da brand of "daily driver" spaceship owned by everyone's favorite mini-alien.
On Earth, we have da Land Cruiser, so what model of ordinary-use vehicle would Toyoda manufacture for whizzing around da galaxy --- a "Space Cruiser"???
by QuacksO August 24, 2022
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