pussy play

Where several guys see how many dicks you can put in a girl.

We are doing some pussy play and we need two dicks for each nostril

by milkshake March 26, 2005

Well Played

To have done something well. Often said while pretending to hold a monocle to the eye by making a circle with your fingers, or shaking the other persons hand. Usually said after being proved wrong. Originated in Pine Bush High School.

"Columbus sailed in 1490"
"Actually it was 1492"
"...well played.."

by fxdude123 October 13, 2011

shade played

when you meet a good looking person wearing sunglasses but once they take them off they're not as attractive as you thought.

I was waiting on the outdoor subway platform for the train to come and I spotted this really hot girl in sunglasses. We got on the same train and once it went underground she took off her sunglasses and I was totally shade played!

by Mel-leeza July 31, 2009

Playing the Dashboard

So Stoned or fucked up your staring at your XBox screen playing nothing, usually talking to someone about how your not doing anything.

egamer: DUDE! last night I was Playing the Dashboard so hard, my screen burned!

Grease: yeah nigga, i was there but i guess you dont remember!

ex. 2

Grease: Yo, I sent a party up to Mids but he ain't joinin.

egamer: yeah, i just checked, hes been playing the dashboard for about an hour. that nigga is gone.

by TCDSXPK April 15, 2011

Playing horseshoes

Code talk for sex, usually said to avoid attention from parents, teachers, etc.

This weekend, I'll be playing horseshoes with her.

by Carlos Muthafuckin' Santana December 1, 2010

Playing Weight

A term used by athletes to define their optimum weight for playing their desired sport.

Ron Artest trained hard this summer to get down to playing weight for training camp.

by RubySoho76 October 25, 2010

Playing Dude

Along the lines of "playing dead", but the dude version. This is a tactic men (or even women) use when their girl(boy)friends or wives(husbands) are talking and they want to pretend not to hear what they are saying so that they don't have to address or acknowledge their wants and/or needs.

I think your boyfriend hears you when you complain about all the gas you waste driving to and from his house every day. I think he knows you want to move in with him, he's just playing dude.

by jwalker720 November 11, 2010