tennis interruptus

The letdown felt by an avid tennis fan after spending two weeks watching one of the big, televised tennis Grand Slam tournaments, such as Wimbledon, the French Open, the U.S. Open, or the Australian, after the last match (usually the men's singles finals) is done as there are no more to look forward to and schedule around for a while.

Many of us who watched the 2011 U.S. Open men's singles tennis final match between Novak Djokovic and Rafael Nadal knew it was not only an incredible match marking the end of the two-week build-up and anticipation of the next match (aka battle of the Titans) to come--it was also the beginning of the "tennis interruptus" letdown until the next Grand Slam Championship.

by Soleil99 September 13, 2011

tennessee hanger

a nasty penis.

"Wee wee eww! He had such a tennessee hanger!"

by Chrissy Brauwn September 28, 2012

tennerculosis

A disease of the mind and respiratory system. Symptoms include: Extended small talk, close-talking, touch-talking, bad breath. There is no cure, but is treatable by avoiding the infected as mush as possible.

That guy has such bad tennerculosis! He's so annoying I can't bear it!

by antidisestablishmentarianismis November 27, 2012

tennerculosis

A disease of the mind that has symptoms such as never ending conversations, intruding the personal space of others, touching others while speaking to them, and becoming a punching-bag for your offspring. Coughing is the only major physical symptom. This disease is not contagious, but also untreatable.

Jason's dad has some extreme tennerculosis; he is SO annoying!

by fpoawjekpowk'pczksd' August 10, 2012

Tennessee Briefcase

A case of Keystone (or Keystone light) beer.

"hey man, I saw your dad walking to his trailer with a Tennessee Briefcase this morning."

by Justin Gore July 5, 2012

tennessee tent

Where two sisters make out while one rides your "johnson" and one sits on your face in the bed of a pickup truck.

"Guy#1: you know those two hot Smith sisters?" "Guy#2: Yeah dude theyre smokin!" "Guy#1: Last night... We made a Tennessee tent in the back of my truck!"

by Jamesjohnson March 11, 2014

tennessee turtle

When a woman has taken a fresh poop without wiping, and you proceed to put your dick in and out of her ass in a swift motion (like a turtle)

*thoughts from steven* "I wish Catherine would hurry up and get out of the bathroom so I can give her this Tennessee turtle....but what if she wipes? Ha, she better not wipe"

by Dicks in our hands May 14, 2015