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Similar to using retard but harsher. Just like r-tard, but 's' is further down the alphabet so it is crueler. Usually used as an insult.
Jenny: Did you watch Tweenies last night?
Mark: No I didn't you complete s-tard.
s-tard by Jessica Winkworth September 21, 2007
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Ree-Tard 

A Ree-Tard is somebody so stupid that the normal term 'retard' isn't enough.
This is a person who uses all caps when typing. Ignores punctuation, spelling and sentence structure when posting online.
Ree-Tard's are always off topic, haven't the slightest clue as to what they are doing, and when you point out that they are acting retarded they morph into Ree-Tard's and attack you with misspelled, poorly worded and overly mis -punctuated emails or posts.
God! That Ree-Tard is texting me again!
Ree-Tard by not even mad. June 13, 2010

lard tard 

Someone who is extremely slow at doing something, as if s/he has consumed a morbid amount of lard.
Boss: Why have you not moved this box of feathers?
Piggy Girl: Sorry boss, but there are simply too many and they are too heavy.
Boss: Wtf, they don't even weigh a thing. You are such a lard tard.
lard tard by leChef July 3, 2010
Someone that has done way to many drugs (specifically Ecstasy) and is sketched out and weird. Probably normal, social drug user before they started doing X every weekend until they needed 4 pills to roll and their minds turned to mush.

Usually former drug dealers, or current ones, they continue to do hardcore drugs because of how desensitized they have become to all kinds of drugs. Always buying drugs, they have no money to do anything but sit around like a zombie.

Usually aren't active at all. Never go outside and do fun stuff but just sit in their basements strung out on drugs. Feel bad for the E-tard because their life is a downward spiral.
Yeah Kenny was pretty cool until he started doing mad drugs. Poor fool is so e-tarded he can barely interact with people socially.
E-Tard by Dr. Hunter S. Thompson October 1, 2010
someone who lacks the skill and/or endurance to play on a Nintendo Wii.
Look at that Wii-tard... he has no follow-through on his golf game
Wii-tard by alex middleton December 9, 2006

Screw Tard 

Some one who tries to do something and fails miserably, but still thinks they did an amazing job. Usualy if some one is a "tool", they're usualy this as well.
Say your on a sports team with someone. A screw tard would be considered someone who sits the bench the whole game but then hits on chicks and thinks he's cool just because you won the game.
Screw Tard by slangdrummer81 February 7, 2009