smoking table

a place where friends come together to engage in deep conversation over a cig. it also typically involves family time. this event happens especially often at simmons college.
Guys, family time at the smoking table in five!
by ax3, cx2, k, m, s January 26, 2009
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spitting the tables

(originated in sydney, australia) to abide by rules, guidelines, or societal expectations in a way that actually undermines them
person 1: my grandparents judge me for not acting christian enough
person 2: is that why you started going to church more often?
person 1: yeah, i go there everyday now. to pray that their investment properties will drop in value.
person 2: hahaha dude, that's spitting the tables too much
by cat-hahahhahaha October 22, 2023
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Communal Table

The Communal Table is a group that was founded in September 2017. Communal means the group is open to anyone that wants to join. The communal table will continue to expand its group.
The communal table group wants all the clout.
by Superduper_mak June 27, 2018
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gonna have my tray table up

to have dinner, breakfast or lunch. reference to Albuquerque.
"aight bro see ya imma gonna have my tray table up
by trainfan February 14, 2025
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Tables on bed

Telling this to someone is basically saying they are stupid.
Terry: Hey, Tables on bed!
Harry: How rude
Terry: *trips*
Harry: Haha, How does it feel to be Tables on bed?
by Xingle June 24, 2022
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smart table

Smart table isn't something you can be on or sit on or work on.It is a non-physical concept older than space and time itself; it is something you know you are a part of once you have achieved greatness. Simply a gift from God.
life gave me lemons, but I sold them, invested in bitcoin and am now a part of the smart table
by Daddylonglegs17 January 23, 2018
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"y'all eating grapes under the table?"
by theycmlonaa December 28, 2024
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