Standy Pants

One who must be sporting pants so stiff, they are made less outgoing, less hip, or unable to jive.

"Michael said he didn't want to come camping with us."
"What a Standy Pants."

by Sezwick May 30, 2009

Sand Rat

British Army slang in use before the Second World War, a sand rat is a whore, hooker or prostitute in a seaside town. They became known as sand rats because, like rats, they only came out after dark and would take their clients down to the beach for sex on the sand.

A British squaddie going on leave might say to his mates, "Right, I've got me 'water wings and calamine' and I'm off to play with the sand rats."
Note Water wings and calamine referred to condoms and barrier cream issued to soldiers to try to reduce the risk of them contracting STD.

by Croatalin November 30, 2013

Sand Nigger

A derogatory term used towards people of Arab descent.

"Hey, I met this Sand Nigger immigrant at the airport, I bet he's a terrorist."

by Dirlecat November 11, 2021

standard quad

When one purchases four dances at a strip club from one stripper in a row. Depending on location and costing about $60-80, it is the minimum amount to really get a feel for the quality and performance.

Friend 1: "How was it?"
Friend 2: "Shit, I didn't notice, but by the end of it, she had me for three standard quads! I gotta hit the ATM for more cash now."
Friend 1: "Killer"

by DrSteak August 7, 2011

Standard-Discordserver

By far the best Discord server in the whole wide world. The Co-Owner called "SimJongUn" is an asshole, but all other people are great. If you are banned after 10 seconds on the server by "SimJongUn", you had the best Standard-Discordserver experience.

Did you hear about Standard-Discordserver?
Yeah, it is great, I was banned for literally doing nothing.
Sounds fun bro.

by Aquariumspieler February 1, 2021

Short Standursive

A writing style that combines standard, short hand, and cursive writing styles into one. Short standursive is usually found in college note taking.

Because each handwriting style is different, short standursive looks different for each person who uses it, thus making it nearly impossible for people other than the author to read the notes.

I borrowed Myra's notes but I couldn't read them because they were in short standursive.

by Captain_Frieda February 23, 2011

Female Standard Time

The difference between real time and the time a female perceives it to be. This is generally estimated by adding 15 minutes per female involved, up to 4 females (1 hour).

Female: I'm going to see a movie with my 2 friends, so I should be home by 9.

Accounting for Female Standard Time, she should arrive home around 9:45.

by Spud05 October 23, 2011