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greasy spoon

when two sexual partners laying in the spoon position, the assumed male position (of behind) takes a spoon "greased" in KY jelly- sticks it into his own anus then removes it from his anus to give the assumed female position (in front)- then shoves the spoon into her mouth and twist's back and forth with a sharp wrist like movement.

this was made up while playing a game of catch phrase while inhebreated. the greasy spoon came up and sounded like a sexual position so we made the most disgusting thing we could think of for it... hope you like
my girlfriend has been bad, if she keeps it up i'm gonna give her the greasy spoon.
by Randy December 2, 2004
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spoon

To treat someone with tolerance and respect when their socio-political status does not warrant it. Also to refrain from verbally abusing when it is expected.
Cadet Morgan has been spooning Cadet Mitchel.
by Margaret January 16, 2004
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Spoonahol

"Oh man. I'm a spoonaholic I just can't live without spoonahol."
by Mastamatt January 24, 2009
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Spoon-cake

A homosexual male who lives most of his saying that he's heterosexual but everyone knows that he's really homosexual.
Everyone knew he was a Spoon-cake no matter how much denied it.
by jokerface249 June 24, 2009
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Spoon or Poon?

A question to be asked by friends / family or flatmates in order to ascertain what activities the person in question may have engaged in during a 'sleepover'
(Where the person in question simply spooned their sleepover buddy)
"So friend, spoon or poon?"

"A simple spoon mate"

(Where the person in question 'pooned' i.e shagged their sleepover buddy)

"So friend, spoon or poon?"

"Definitely a poon dude, took a trip to pound town"
by Sam-Aritan March 14, 2010
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Spoon Drawer

Multiple (more than 2) people spooning together, consecutively, so that only 2 people have an open side.
"We were so drunk last night we made a spoon drawer and petted each other's hair"
by celestialJester January 7, 2013
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Spoon

Used as an insult, such as dick, douche, or even bitch.
"I heard that guy punched Tommy in the balls so hard, he had to go to the hostpital.
"Really? What a spoon."

or

"Haha, that Josh kid doesn't even know what an HM in the game Pokemon is."
"Wow, he's such a spoon."
by Nuetral October 17, 2013
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