Mid-air spoon

1. (verb): The act of a women or man minding their own buisness, when another individual runs and jumps in the air, quickly spooning the spoonee.

Tarah: "Wow it's a nice day out today."
Rob: (mid-air spoons Tarah without her realizing it)
Tarah: "Did I just get spooned?"

by Robert Sudak November 10, 2008

spoon-fed cum

Although there are many variations of this technique, this maneuver will involve the three basic componets:
1. A spoon
2. The semen
3. Someone to feed the spoonful of semen to

As a child, she never cared to be spoon-fed her medicine. Now that she's all grown-up, she LOVES to be spoon-fed cum...

by THE TRUE OGER 68 June 6, 2009

russian table spoon

Mixing and a table spoon of a bear fuckers pussy with a shot of vodka.

If you want to be a real gopnik, drink a Russian table spoon.

by Sdmegfi & Kdtngyai June 9, 2019

Montreal Meat Spoon

When two people are making sweet love and the man cums inside the woman (preferrably a contortionist or experienced stripper). Then the woman will lie on her back with her legs over her head attempting to have the cum drizzle into her mouth. Although this practice is not commonly enacted, it does spice up things in the bedroom.

Brian:"Oh man you know Celeste from the strip club?"

Patrick:"Oh yeah man she is wild."

Brian:"Yeah man last night she did the Montreal Meat Spoon. Its much more exciting in person."

by Flyhunter June 13, 2009

slot like a spoon

romantic cuddling-arms wrapped around each other slotting together

Bob:Can we slot like a spoon sarah?
Sarah:Yes, let's slot

by acitty11 January 3, 2010

Spoons after lunch

It means that it's too late to change something that you did.

Guy1: "I wish I finished school with better marks."
Guy2: "Well, spoons after lunch now."

by 50Euros March 30, 2015

Peanut Butter Spoon

When it's Midnight and Donut Operator uploads to YouTube and you need the right snack

"Oh hey Charlie, got a Peanut Butter spoon?

by GayRetardIan September 18, 2020