total splosh

Extremely Hot Dude! That make's my pussy so wet he would make a SPLOSH sound when he enters me!

"He is a total Splosh!"

by missydabeergirl January 10, 2014

goober sploshen

An English translation roughly meaning 'Crying Mary'. An act comprising of leaking menstruation blood into a sexual partners eyes, resembling Mary crying blood.

She gave a mean goober sploshen, I can still smell iron through my sinuses.

by dickstrips May 20, 2014

Dick Splash

"when You jizz on a girls right butt cheek, and slap ur dick in the jizz"

"I gave my girlfriend a dick splash"

by OGx_Snorlax March 7, 2015

dutch splash

The "Dutch Courage" of the bedroom and THE way to boost self esteem with your partner.

Basically the goal is to make your partner climax before you to encourage yourself in the moment.

Give her a Dutch Splash, then she won't mind when you finish!

by Bent_Laser October 9, 2016

teradactal splash

When the man lays flat on the floor with his mouth open, the woman suspended high above him plays with herself until she squirts and flaps her arms like a bird and makes teradactal noises.

Oi mate me and the lass got well frisky the other night, I let her teradactal splash me!

by Yamama-all-day-fam September 18, 2016

Blumpkie Spliche

Having your dick sucked whilst drinking a Pumpkin Spice Latte

He asked me to give him a blumpkie spliche in the starbucks bathroom

by Bruvther September 16, 2016

Crap Splash

When your feces make a splash inside the toilet while you are taking a dump, often resulting in getting wet.

I was in the toilet taking a dump and had a Crap Splash get my buttocks wet.

by Foxtrot Knox November 24, 2016