Shoe Fever

A strong urge to buy shoes you can't afford.

" Ughh I got shoe fever but I can't buy anything right now."

by Barlett June 10, 2018

Schroeder

When you take home a girl just to find out she’s a lesbian

Man last night I slept with this hottie just to find out she’s a schroeder!

by Tommycracknellchicmagnet August 2, 2018

shoe-switching

the mental process of putting yourself in someone else's shoes, so you can consider how they may be thinking and how they may be feeling

Before reacting to something someone says to me at school, I should do some shoe-switching first.

by Cuz it's free August 14, 2018

Shoeburner

Noun. Person who invites ridicule through displaying self-defeating over-reaction to events or opinions they find disagreeable. Anyone who causes disadvantage or injury to themselves whilst attempting to exact revenge for an perceived slight.

Johnny was well known for his irrational and sometimes violent reaction to everyday setbacks. He was a real shoeburner.

by BingoJesus September 7, 2018

Shoe

A shoe is a slut and a hoe in one word

OMG She a Shoe

by glock punch November 6, 2018

Shoe hole

A hole in your shoe but not the kind of hole that you... You know

Dude I'm gonna fuck my shoe hole

by Floor pipe December 13, 2018

Shoeage

To own an over abundance of shoes

will you pick up your shoeage? I’m walking here!

by Kermitspinkfrog June 29, 2019