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spicy john

A Spicy John is when you drop an epic dump out of your third butthole. The third butthole only appears when one has been awoken through years of exclusively boofing psychedelics and watching The Fountain on repeat and absolute copious amounts of weed until entire enlightenment. The Spicy John is ridding your earthly vessel of any literal secular shit holding you down.
My friend went to Cochella and said he took a Spicy John in the portapotty after Ariana Grande's set... but I don't really believe his wokeness.
by __tater_th0t_ June 6, 2020
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SPICESS

Thought to be a geographical term, is actually what Uncle Dim makes and sells in his basement.
Damn, Dim got the nice SPICESS!
by Curry King 123 February 11, 2021
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Spicy octopus

When you dip all 8 fingers in hot sauce, put 2 in her vagina, 2 in her butt, 2 in her mouth, and and one in each nostril
“How did last night go with Kim?” “It was going really well, but I got excited after dinner and gave her the spicy octopus, she wouldn’t talk to me after that”
by JB707 February 25, 2021
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spicky

a word with a mix of “spicy” and “sticky
emily: OMLL ITS SO SPICKY UGHHGHGH
by emmark April 16, 2021
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spicungi

Generic term for any sharp or pointy device used to scrape resin from a marijuana pipe or bong
Eugene used the spicungi to get enough resin out of the bong to smoke of few resin hits
by Larry Popp May 3, 2021
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Spicy black

First known reference of this word was May, 27th 2020. Referring to a Hispanic half black person. Whom, does not appear to be a black person at first appearance.
"Can he say that?"
"oh, he's spicy black"
by T1rr2 May 27, 2021
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Spicy Matthew

You've forget you've been chopping chillis and accidentally scratch your balls with your spicy hands . Your balls are starting to burn so you smother them with avocado oil to take out the spice, but wait now you have greasy balls and entirely different but no less unpleasant sensation. The only logical thing to do to combat the grease is to wash your balls with dish soap. Sweet relief!! the Spicy Matthew technique was a success!!!
Damn it ! I've got chilli on my balls again!, time to pull a Spicy Matthew and stop this burning.
by GhostieGhost July 11, 2021
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