schonburgundy

The act of falling in love with your best friends girlfriend

I have the biggest schonburgundy for hutchy right now

by tomabery1 October 20, 2015

science boner

When you get very excited about some science fact; whether hear or talk about what you know in such subject.

Dude, I had a science boner watching Brian Greene and the explanation of gravitational waves on TV!

by Aruoliveira August 14, 2016

science boner

A state of euphoria achieved after learning about an awesome scientific fact, idea, principle, or theory.

Dude, reading that book totally gave me a science boner

by arrogant-bastard July 10, 2016

science boner

When an individual, often researchers and scientists themselves, gets very excited about or amazed at a scientific fact, new discovery, unexplained event or new theory.

Eg.

Person 1: did you hear about the discovery of Promachoteuthis Sulcus? I have a total science boner about it

person 2: yeah man I heard they've only ever found one

Person 1: dude it's awesome it's a squid with teeth like structures

Person 2: wow dude this could change the world of squid research

by OrganisedMishap June 27, 2016

Schönze

She's a girl who'll talk shit about you, will go ahead and tell her mom everything she aint liking. trys to be a nigger. Has no friends by the end of the year. dont pull a Schönze.

she'll take over your bestfriends for sure. have fun with her nigger personality. 2 words for her insecure and pathetic.

you: damn lets be friends with schonze
me: no, she'll pull a Schönze on you.

you; ooh lets take a back seat then. Lets leave her alone.

by hollarbackgurl December 10, 2016

Scientmagician

One who uses real science as part of an act of magic in front of an audience. See also scientmatician

We are going to see the show tonight! He's a scientmagician and he's only in town for two nights!

by Wheresmyhandle April 27, 2017

Science

The result of a perception in which all naturally occurring phenomena will comply with each other in a discrete and static manner; (2) the process by which such phenomena are judged. See also: Scientific Method; (3) proof of such judgment; (4. v.) to take such judgment for granted, or, to apply it in practice.

1. "The sky is white!" "Well...Science says otherwise, for now."
2. "We used Science, e.g. verified the current hypothetical coefficients with reality."
3. Genetics provides a formal Science that supports the Theory of Evolution.
4. "Wanna build a robot?" "Fosho, let's science!"

by soloyoloyuppie42 June 21, 2017