rubber match

The tie-breaking game between two baseball teams in a series. They call it a rubber match because the winning pitcher receives a tote bag full of condoms. All rubber matches are sponsored by Trojan. The policy was implemented in 1957 when pitcher Guy Hugesac died of "explosive syphilis" while pitching game 7 of the World Series.

Josh Beckett won the rubber match today! Thank God he won't be dying of explosive syphilis any time soon.

by Ahmad00 August 6, 2008

rubber ducky

Slang for a used condom.

Mike left his rubber ducky on the bed.

by Shane Michael August 6, 2006

rubbernecking

Preforming a very complicated, intensive, energetic blowjob that calls for a very loose and bendable neck.

Hey, you feel like rubbernecking tonight?
Oh, baby. I love it when you get all freaky on me...make sure you stretch it out first!

by Gymnast101 June 28, 2011

rubber check

a check that can't be cashed because not enough money is on deposit (because if one did so it would bounce)

I found a rubber check in his room.

by The Return of Light Joker December 22, 2008

Rubber Slushy

When one member of a sexual intercoarsing puts the used condom (filled with cum) in the freezer, to be devoured on a later occasion.

Payton: "Jordan, you got yogurt all over your mouth."
Jordan: "Oh! haha, thats not yogurt, its a rubber slushy"
Payton: "How'd you get one of those?"
Jordan: "Tyler came over the other night...when i was sleeping...."

by zachy wagner March 18, 2009

rubber band kitty

When your cat lays down before your feet as if saying "pet me please" and stretches it's whole body out like a rubber band

Every time I come home my rubber band kitty is waiting for me to pet her.

by kittysaurusrex September 29, 2010

skin rubber

Uncircumcised penis

You let that skin rubber penetrate you?!?

by Michelle Manchu February 18, 2017