coked up retard

Someone is who is so coked up on the devils dust that they can’t function properly and keep fucking shit up

“Hey Jesse, you’re late to work again, that’s 3 times this week, you’re a fucking coked up retard”

by Gaddo4 December 2, 2020

Schrodinger's Retard

A person which says something retarded or stupid; then proceeds to cop out by saying "It's just a joke bro"

>"all you need to make a pipe bomb is redacted"
>>"You're the reason why gas cans have a combustible sign"
>"its just a joke bro"
>>"prime Schrodinger's Retard"

by Constanze Amalie July 6, 2023

Electric Retard

One of the most disgusting Web Comics ever made. It prides itself on rabid pedophilia, rape, gore, murder, and so forth, all drawn in MS Paint. Also a matter of 'pride' to them is that they where banned from Germany.

Some say that this is far & out the worst of internet shock sites.

Sick shit, dude. Don't believe me? Search Electric Retard on Google. You'll wish you didn't afterwards.

by Zero Proxy January 6, 2008

retard

the manner in which one displays a lack of knowledge and general retardedness, often considered politcally incorrect due to the fact that the word's root comes from a mental disorder

"You don’t call retarded people retards. It’s bad taste. You call your friends retards – when they’re acting retarded." -the office

by thuggyluvvy December 24, 2008

retard quotes

In opposition to the previous defition, retard quotes are, if anything, those next to the enter key on a standard keyboard. That is not a proper quotation mark, it is the symbol for inches. Because space on a keyboard is limited, this symbol is doubled-up, to also be used as a quotation mark, creating the so-called "straight quotes."

The use of the back-tick (`) to indicate opening quotes and the single tick (or foot mark, ') to indicate closing quotes has been standard in word processing and digital typesetting for decades. Perhaps this usage is pedantic and annoying to some--especially those that like 2 talk w/ few leters--but this hardly makes it retarded.

So I said to her ``you said `no, I don't care about your ``retard quotes,''''' and she hit you for being a pedantic jackass? Quelle ignorante!

by BasicGrammar May 27, 2006

Retardando

A retarded man, mainly applies to Mexicans.

You messed up again you stupid Mexican. Go hop back over the fence Retardando.

by more_cowbell_tiger July 8, 2011

Recardo

Recardo is a nigga who can get any short that he wants he's filthy rich and is in the NBA he's a nice guy if u know him but if u get on his nerves I feel sorry for you Recardo gets bare play and loves money

Recardo is the best at ball

by Yxunggg.ricky June 7, 2018