amish rub

Getting back to the basics, but aggressive work ethic to churn your butter, with zero wind assist from an electronic device.

Bill about to get an Amish rub...

by Magic8Bullp May 15, 2021

Rubbing clittys

The sexual action between two female partners. Whereas both conduct sexual acts using their vaginas.

Hey did you you guys hear?? Jennifer and Ashlei are rubbing clittys?!

by GYGOMD Master April 20, 2021

Pork Rub

Someone or something Anti Casual, with a problem eating pork and a yapping problem....and probably your nickname in highschool.

"Looks like good ol pork rub is coming to Christmas this year, what should we get her?"

"Redbull and ham!"

by Jrflash2005 December 15, 2024

Brownie Rub

The process of eating Taco Bell. Preferably cheese steak burrito. then shitting on your partners dick and immediatley jorking it until he russian flash bangs you.

Historically documented between 1400 b.c. - 1700 a.d.

"My husband got home from the Revolutionary war, and we brownie rub each other until the next fortnight."

by Qwertyuiopasdfghkjlzzcvbnm December 22, 2024

Mcshoulder Rub

When someone gives a shoulder rub right after they have eaten McDonald’s fries, a big mac, and apple pie. This is a service that is not requested by the recipient, and is usually unexpected.

I was just sitting on the couch and all of a sudden I got a Mcshoulder rub!

by anonymous June 22, 2025

Gully Rub

Manual stimulation of the female genitalia, with a vigours rubbing action, in the passageways between houses ‘a Gully’. Usually resulting in discomfort and not pleasure, very prevalent in the Castle Bromwich area of metropolitan Birmigham.

Chog didn’t get his leg over last night, but Sharon really copped it with a Gully Rub

by Largegin July 3, 2025

She said I could rub her feet afterwards

What a mushy-hearted dude beamingly tells his co-worker when asked how he manages to perform uninterrupted labor when a cute blinky-eyed chick is also on da work-crew, rather than stopping to give her intervals of closed-eyed palms-on-cheeks or cooing ear-on-heart cuddlez every five minutes.

Hot hunk #1: How'd ya mange to unload all of those hay-bales and put them in da loft when yer wavy-haired horse-girl chum was doing her own chores in da barn??
Hot hunk #2: Oh, it wasn't easy at first, but after about da tenth round of tender finger-interlacings and toes-flexing soles-on-chest cradling, she said I could rub her feet afterwards, so dat wonderful incentive was enough to keep me happy till da job was done.

by QuacksO August 6, 2025