Play Rape

Play Rape is a form of 'bedroom fun' that follows certain codes and conventions similar to the act of rape or surprise sex

Rules or guidelines:
1. The rapist is allowed to use any instrument they see fit in any orifice to their own will.

2. The rapee should be held or tied down depending on location.

3. The act must be to extent sexual violence and the rapist earns right to penetrate any orifice.

4. If the rapist feels need he can gag the rapee.

5. And finally do not ask questions through the act i.e. 'Can I ram this bottle up your cunt'

REMEMBER:
- The act of rape is mainly about sex. Violence is allowed if and only if both parties agree before hand.

- Come up with a safe word incase the act becomes to intense.

- Agree terms of play rape before the rape. Any orifice the rapee does not wish to be penetrated and instruments not to be used should be arranged beforehand.

- This is supposed to be fun so ensure both rapist and rapee are comfortable with whats happening.

- Always play safe. Use a condom!

by ContradictionPersonified August 25, 2009

Platonic

Platonic is a type of love, or close relationship, that is non-romantic. It is named after Greek Plato, Platonic love as devised by Plato concerns rising through levels of closeness to wisdom and true beauty from attraction to individual bodies to attraction to souls, and eventually, union with the truth.

Platonic
Yes I'll do it.

by mennäperille December 9, 2019

wannabe player

A guy who wants to be a player but sucks at playing girls. He usually tries way too hard often to no success to attract the ladies and is a total pussball. He uses cheesy-ass pickup lines and tries to sweet talk girls into wanting to get with him with phrases that sound like he copped them out of a bad 90's pop song.
Also usually a complete, total idiot.

P.S. A real player makes it seem effortless, and is only corny when necessary.

This pathetic fool (Over text messages):
"Trust me baby, ull get alot of pleasure outa me, ull never want me to go home"
"Pleasure, but baby u dont have to worry, how can i say this... Umm u call the shots, il be here to care, love, and anything u want, as long as u want it, if u want something u got it, if u dont i dont go no farther, U have my promise"
"I wont let u down beautiful. I care for hearts, i dont break'em, and im true to my word, im not like other guys, i dont think women are just things to hump, i respect women and have no problem doin so."

Me: Goodnight, good luck with high school. (I just graduated, this idiot's a Junior)

Him: "Hahaha thanks baby, so are u really into me?"
"Cuz baby, im really diggin u"
"Goodnight babygirl"
"XOXOXO"
"Goodmorning hun"
*I ignore him*
"Hey baby"
"I really like u kr1574... I really do, and i wana treat u right, and if i have to wait i will. I wana see u, but i do have to work, lets make a date, sunday, just u and me, and il treat u. I wana show u im ur type of guy."

Me: "Frankly i dont think we should. Your not my type of guy."

Him: "Wat u mean?"
"..."

Me: "Your not strong enough to handle a girl like me"

Him: "Yes i am! I can prove it! Just give me the chance"
"Just trust me, i can handle u, trust me"

Me: "Well i have seen you w that other bitch so you should be fine"

Him: "Shes not my type, and she lies too much. Please just give me the chance, id surprise u"

Me: "I will think about it"

Him: "Im full of surprises, i wont let u down baby,"

Me: "Thats what im talkin about. I dont like the sweet talking. Its not a game to me. And you said that to me the other night so your not very surprising."

Him: "Its not a game to me. I want u, i want ur body, i wana get with u."
"So lets rock it baby, lemme blow ur mind"
"Hey"

Aka THIS WILL DISGUST A WOMAN AND SCARE HER AWAY AND MAKE HER HATE YOU.
Especially if she tells you to stop saying cheesy-ass shit to her and you continue to do so with Nsync lyrics! WTF!

I wanted to bitch this wannabe player out, but if I opened my mouth, the meanest things ever would have poured out because I have so much to bitch at him about!
Guys: Keep it to a minimum, for real!

by kr1574 July 1, 2009

plastic bieber

A twitter troll pretending to be an 11 year old girl named Jessica. When you read her tweets, you will literally want to claw your eyes out. Tweets about sexual thoughts with Justin Bieber, and how she has sex with her 'cute 16 year old cousin'. She's also racist cunt, and hates everyone who isn't white, doesn't have blue eyes and blonde hair, isn't straight, and isn't as skinny as a Victoria's Secret model. Directioners hate her because she's a disrespectful prick who sends hate to the boys. Rumors say that she's really 17, Mexican, and her real name is Yesenia. Oh yeah, and she has a dumbfucked friend who goes by PlasticKimmyxo, who is equally as ignorant as her. Don't believe me? Go to her twitter and read her tweets. And just to make this clear, all Muslims are not all terrorists. So shut up, and stop being an ignorant cunt. Who cares if Niall has braces, or that his hair is died? He's perfect the way he is, and doesn't need to change for anybody. So what if Liam had one kidney? It doesn't mean that he's different from anyone else. And newsflash, he has two now. So go hate on that. Harry doesn't need Proactiv. Not everybody is obsessed with having clear skin. And Louis is not irrelevant to One Direction. Because at the end of the day, he's still 1/5th of the band, and you're just a hater who has nothing else to do but send hate towards everyone. Grow up already.

plastic bieber: 'I don't care about school! I just want to make a sextape with @JustinBieber and grow up to be a famous princess like Paris Hilton.'
me: bitch when I was 11 I barely even knew what sex was.
~
plastic bieber: 'sometimes I make my cousin dress like Justin before we have sex. I make him wear purple hoodies and saggy jeans lol it gets me in the mood.'
me: lol, I wonder how he feels about that..
~
plastic bieber: 'When I found out Niall was actually born with brown hair, I self harmed. It was the most devastating news. Worse than my grandma's death.'
me: okay, this bitch has gone too far. -loads shotgun-

by niallhoranunf August 8, 2012

out like a fat kid playing dodgeball

expression used to emphatically denounce your presence at a social excursion, as if your leaving said event is an obvious given or statement of fact

Your party blows, I'm out like a fat kid playing dodgeball

by d'godfather April 20, 2003

social plagiarism

When one uses a story/saying/information/anecdote that they recieved or overheard from another individual they know and they do not cite the source. In turn, implying that they themselves are the original source of information.

Maegan tells Leann that she talked to the band about their performance date change in Santa Cruz.
Later that evening, Leann tells a group of mutual friends that the performance date has been changed, without citing/acknowledging where she originally obtained this information. In turn, implying she spoke to the band herself, which could be construed to some as lying.
Thus, Leann commited social plagiarism.

by Mae Mae January 6, 2008

playing video games

1. Term for masturbation.

"Mom, don't come in. I'm playing video games. Let me beat this boss, and I'll be right out."

by BioMechMoose June 11, 2005