Alabama hot pocket #2

Similar to the original hot pocket, however this requires the participant to defecate into the the woman's rectum instead. Proceed to insert the penis into the sphincter and thrust until climax. The last step requires the fucker to perform anal fellatio or salad tossing upon the fuckee.

I got tired of the ol hot pocket, so I decided to spice up our sex life and try the Alabama hot pocket #2. And wake up to a Portugese breakfast. I think Jane will ask me for a remarriage.

by Encablossa April 13, 2008

pocket rocket

doing or having a pocket rocket is masterbating or "wanking/jacking off" inside ones own pocket, simply accomplished by reaching into the pocket of ones trousers, also known as a stealth wank. can be performend in public if user has masterd the techniqe.
this is an easy was to pleasure ones self while staying annonymus.

guy 1: dude why are you pulling a face
guy 2:we have lift off
guy 1:awww no way...POCKET ROCKET

by nicknackpaddywackgiveadogabone May 29, 2009

Pockets on Monique

Pockets so filled with money, they look very large, just like Monica "Mo'Nique" Imes.

Yo I got them pockets on Monique, I just got paid yesterday.

"Back from hell, cell 23. Tell the warden kiss my ass,
Pockets on Monique" -Lil Wayne

by drum2beats March 14, 2011

Shit Pocket

something that you call someone when they're basically as useful as having a pocket filled with human shit

Joe:my dog humper learned a new trick
Dylan:whats that?
Joe:I taught him to eat now he's not anorexic and shrivled
Dylan:stupid shit pocket...

by Dylowned September 24, 2005

Pocket Full of Hawthornes

A song by Shangela "Urbana Champaign" popular amongst the gay community which debuted on NBC's Community

Guy1: I think Terry is gay
Guy2: Why?
Guy1: He keeps singing 'Pocket Full of Hawthornes'

by jason247 November 20, 2011

pocket bike

A tiny bike that has a small size 2 stroke motor most often 49CC which is 3 Cubic Inches... (0.049 Liter)and some can do up to 50 MPH. most often ridin' by little kid at age 8 and up and sometimes highschool kids in their late teens. It is usually a japanese style sports bike, crotch rocket but can be a chopper as well (often 110cc). Some have working lights, turn signals, electric starts. This bike is also capable of scoring me $1400+ in fines via 7 traffic Violations!
No issurance (Not possible)
Driving with a suspended license (For this? are you an idiot?)
No Registration (has no year, make, model, VIN)
No Helmet
No Headlight (Neither do bicylces)
Riding on public highway (I was riding on the side walk)
Defective Equipment (nothing was defective)
And I was let off with the Loud Exhaust and nose orderance it was a "gift".

Alex: Yo can you come pick me up? i just got pulled over 5 miles from my house, can you come pick me up i got my pocket bike with me,
Friend: What the hell happened? Break?
Alex: No, ****** * **** ***** ** * **** PIG cop pulled me over doing 10 MPH minding my own business on the side walk. $1400+ 7 tickets and gotta walk my bike home.
Friend: thats ****n G*y
Alex: Ya i know... lets get back @ them.

by Its mE Alex July 16, 2008

american blumpkin alaskin pipeline firedragon mexican hot pocket

The act of shitting in a condom and freezing it then using it as a dildo while the girl Is blowing you at the same time then when your about to ejaculate you stick your dick in her throat so that its comes out of her nose like a firedragon while at the same time

Getting a blumpkin on a fold able cough outside in new york

Dude I just your girlfriend an american blumpkin alaskin pipeline firedragon mexican hot pocket with you parents at the same time!!

by papajewww September 29, 2010