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something that you call someone when they're basically as useful as having a pocket filled with human shit
Joe:my dog humper learned a new trick
Dylan:whats that?
Joe:I taught him to eat now he's not anorexic and shrivled
Dylan:stupid shit pocket...
by Dylowned September 10, 2005
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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When one's shirt pocket has had a chocolate chip muffen smeared all over it.
Hay James your got a "Shit-Pocket" wang face.
by Hooza_snoza June 17, 2003
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Hey Mo, You mite as well take that Shit Pocket straight from the Microwave, to the Bathroom. You know your in for it now.
by Dick Tittles August 11, 2009
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Someone who doesn't have enough money to pay for something in a store.
Guy: You don't have enough money sorry

Me: Shit pocket.
by HeartlessSloth August 15, 2015
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When you are walking anywhere and the most fowl smell pierces your nostrilsand gags you and then ten steps later is completely gone.
Oh my god what is that smell ( keeps walking) oh never mind it's gone... SHIT POCKET
by Traveling ass January 11, 2015
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