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period girl

Girl who suffers from bad long long periods.
'im on my period'
"oh my god ur such a fucking period girl"
by LJ April 16, 2005
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Period

The kind of shit that women who aren't whores who get pregnant every ten minutes go through. i.e. spontaneous bleeding that comes out of a hole that we have been taught is very naughty and that we shouldn't touch it. Which in most cases causes severe pain in the belly area which causes most women to scream at passerby about how much their life sucks at the moment because mother nature is a bitch who can't get over herself and causes lesser people pain they don't deserve so she can get a good laugh every once in a while.

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The pointless microscopic dot that we are brainwashed into putting at the end of our sentences to show that we are ready to move on with life and start writing a whole new sentence beginning with a capatilized letter. OR ELSE.
Lena: "Are you on your period?"
Jane: "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK?! I'M SITTING HERE DOUBLED OVER IN PAIN LEAKING BLOOD AND OTHER BODILY FLUIDS!"
Lena: "Tasty. You have an extra tampon?"

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This is a period. This is a new sentence.

Notice how it ends with that little dot? And that was the period's three times removed, second inbred cousin, the question mark.
by mike&ikes August 23, 2009
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Man Period

An area of wetness discovered on the seat of your chair due to condensation from the concentrated, excess heat dissipating from your ass.
I stood up to leave, when I looked down at my chair and realized I was on my man period. Now the girls next to me think my ass is leaking.
by Mr. Zhgé November 10, 2009
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period

1. The dot at the end of a sentence. By the way, periods and commas always go INSIDE quotation marks; semicolons and colons DO NOT. People, please use proper grammar.
She laughed when, on national television, Bush talked about the "internets."
by grammarfreak December 28, 2004
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periscope

Looking around to cheat on an exam so that your head and neck resemble a periscope. Your head swivels back and forth so quickly that even the dumbest teacher will probably catch you. However, there is always the chance that periscoping works, and it's one of the best feelings in the world. It's commonly used by those too lazy to put any effort into cheating discretely.
John: Dude that test was hard
Fred: Hell yeah, luckily I was able to cheat off the smart kid next to me
John: Ya I could see you cheating from across the room. You looked like a periscope!
Fred: Lol well at least Mr. Walters didn't see! He's oblivious!
by 12chainz February 6, 2014
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peripheral hearing

corallary: peripheral vision
Peripheral hearing is hearing auditory information on a subconcious level but not quite fully processing what is heard.
It took three erasers to the back of the head for the teacher's question about justice versus courage in plato's the republic to filter through my peripheral hearing. I was busy watching leprachaun acrobatics on the chalkboard.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 22, 2010
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penis period

blood that appears on the penis, several months after pink sliping
agh: shit, my boyfriend had a penis period last weekend
by masterofrpg March 24, 2004
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