off the bench refers to a person, place or thing that is mad crazy and awesome. the bench is some sort of metaphorical "normal track" of life, because it is straight and confined. When a player (person) is "on the bench", they aren't playing the game (of life). to be off the bench is one who A. goes against the norm and B. enjoys life to its full extent.
1. "why are you wearing that crazy hat around town?"
"maybe if you get off the bench noob, you'd know."
2. "did you see that cat eating with chopsticks? wow, that kitty is WAY off the bench."
3. "i was going to go to the supermarket here in town, but the one in the next district has a water slide out back. how off the bench is that?"
"maybe if you get off the bench noob, you'd know."
2. "did you see that cat eating with chopsticks? wow, that kitty is WAY off the bench."
3. "i was going to go to the supermarket here in town, but the one in the next district has a water slide out back. how off the bench is that?"
by HillZilla May 26, 2010
Get the off the benchmug. by Pennycook November 21, 2004
Get the Duck Offmug. Dude, you told me Chucky Cheese was on 15th, but it was really on 19th. You're a motherfuckin' send off.
by 2014_chiguy October 15, 2006
Get the send offmug. When two gentlemen, usually heterosexual and inebriated, engage in a competition to see which of the two gentlemen can sustain an errection the longest, with a partially hollowed out melon over their penises.
The first to have their melon drop to the floor is the loser.
The first to have their melon drop to the floor is the loser.
George and Alfed covered their throbbing hard cocks with the hollowed out remains of a delcious watermelon, having just agreed to a melon off.
Alfred, weak from the 13 cocksucking cowboy shots he had recently downed, lasted a meer 13 seconds before the watermelon dropped to the floor in what can only described as a bloody mess. George, delighted at his new found glory, shoved his ---- up Alfreds arse, and they both agreed they were all winners in the end.
Alfred, weak from the 13 cocksucking cowboy shots he had recently downed, lasted a meer 13 seconds before the watermelon dropped to the floor in what can only described as a bloody mess. George, delighted at his new found glory, shoved his ---- up Alfreds arse, and they both agreed they were all winners in the end.
by itsross May 6, 2008
Get the Melon Offmug. an uwu off is like a dance off or a rap battle where two competitors will fight for the best uwu voice the prices can be from a high five to a high five-thousand dollars! you can have an uwu off anytime anywhere as long as you’ve got the skills!
by r!v3r March 22, 2022
Get the uwu offmug. There are multiple people who look really cool, therefore, cool is not a good enough word to describe them.
However, you try to compare the cool people.
However, you try to compare the cool people.
Ben Barnes and Henry Cavill have a cool-off, who would win?
You can't do that, they both are too cool.
You can't do that, they both are too cool.
by PurpleKiss April 16, 2023
Get the Cool-offmug. The verbal greeting equivalent to a hand shake. "Smacking" comes from the sound peoples hands make when they slap hands during a handshake. 'Off' is the from the saying "Whats poppin off" which means "whats going down? or whats up?". Smacking off is the greeting that is a combination of the two, a handshake and a question rolled into one saying, used as a greeting amongst friends or associates.
Person 1 : Smacking off G? What you been up to lately
Person 2: Chillin man. Surviving.
Person 1: Word
Person 2: Chillin man. Surviving.
Person 1: Word
by brewtis May 30, 2017
Get the Smacking Offmug.