rabbit muff

noun. any instance of good-looking women on television, during televised sporting events.

While watching the soccer game, there was tonnes of rabbit muff in the crowd.

by Anthony July 30, 2008

daggy muff nuggets

Little bits of toilet paper left in th eanus

"Ryan had some mad daggy muff nuggets

by Greta Elizabeth November 17, 2006

Road muff

the median on roads, sometimes overgrown and needing to be shaved

Damn, that road muff is way too thick! Someone better shave it soon!

by pdr1017 May 6, 2008

musty muff

A womans crotchal region that exudes a dank, mildewey odor. Can usually be remedied by showering with soap, or deusching.

John: "So how did it go last night with Karen?"
Jimmy: "All good till we made it to the bedroom. She barely got her pants off before I caught a wiff of her musty muff."

by jeffrotull87 April 11, 2012

i'll fax you a muff shot

i'll get back to you/let you know. Usually by electronic means.

Geeza 1: you out for a bevvy on the weekend?

Geeza 2: Not sure, i'll fax you a muff shot.

by rwafish December 1, 2009

man muff

The pubic hair of a man.

Lorna was repulsed by George's man muff when she took off his tightie whities.

by Cozeen March 4, 2005

anal muff mole

Anal muff moles can usually be found amongst the unkempt pubic foliage of vagrants’ anal nether regions. They are smaller than the common mole and their diet consists almost entirely of dingleberries and trouser turf.

'When we turned the body of the tramp over, seven 'anal muff moles' came scurrying out of his trousers.'

by mtotheo February 1, 2005