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mega evolution

A cancer to Pokémon that murders skill and the reason you should stop playing competitively after it all peaked in Generation 5.

They initially started out as fan-service to Genwunner degenerates, since there are more Kanto Mega Evolutions in general, as well as 2 Mega Evolutions each for Charizard and Mewtwo (the two most overrated Pokémon out there), only falling short to Hoenn, but only because Hoenn had remakes during Generation 6.

Mainly people who have no skill use them, and it always get them wins since they're so broken you don't have to put any actual effort into training or using them. Since they've started to dominate online play, it forces everyone else to become a cheap-ass and use them too, to the point of neglecting the Z-moves introduced in Generation 7.
"Goddammit! I'd be able to beat your weak ass if you'd stop whipping out your filthy fucking Mega Evolutions like you do your dick! You know what? Fuck this, I'm going back to SoulSilver."
by Birs the Mango June 16, 2017
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supreme victory perfect mega stranger

An advanced form of the mega stranger. In the case of the ultra-rare Supreme Victory Perfect Mega Stranger, the guy gains approval for a tug job using his recently-numbed hand from the very first girl he approaches, while also successfully reciting the Time Limit Clause.
~ for a detailed example of a "supreme victory perfect mega stranger", see example provided in mega stranger entry~
by cassuduh March 2, 2009
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MEGA FAIL

When some one tries to pwn some one on IRC but doesnt. b0b and olli pwn dafuzz hes such a MEGA FAIL
by b0bberts June 23, 2008
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mega stud

one who stands tall amongst the rest of the man whores
when you fuck your gf and you get tired and wanna go to sleep so you tell the bitch to get the fuck out of your house...
by Josh January 17, 2004
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Megamazing

Something that is so beyond believable (in a good way) that it's megamazing.
Yo bro, that car was megamazing, and the girl inside was also.
by urbansireditor December 21, 2010
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MegaMom

Mom of a yours, mine and ours family consisting of many kids!
He had 6 kids, she had 2, they have 2 together makes her a MegaMom.
by MyNewLifesBegun November 19, 2010
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megamnesia

The propensity of a mass audience to forget what they've just seen or heard.
Why do they keep running these same fucktards for high office? Are they banking on America's megamnesia?
by Cynicool January 9, 2016
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