Kister

A 40-something virgin that has a mono-brow and a tendancy to wear womens underwear.

Our english teacher is a proper Kister

by Jessica Mansell February 4, 2005

sex kitten

1. a nickname randomly given to a best friend after a fight.
2. a nickname perferably used to give sexually appealing people a better place in the world.
3. a cheap hooker found in reno.

where'd you get your sex kitten?
reno.

by Paige and daytona June 11, 2008

Sticky Kitten

Rarely seen in real life, the sticky kitten is a daring and wild move that will leave even the most experienced of partners exasperated. Fetch the household cat and keep it nearby during sex. Right before the man ejaculates, he flips the girl onto her stomach (if she is not already assumed there), creates a paste of demon seed on her back, and heaves the cat there similar to a "Superman" maneuver. This has the added benefit that it can precede a Superman, and then the lovely lady will appear to have a hunch.

I was in the sack with Lucy last night and Meowmers came strolling along, so I gave that bitch a sticky kitten!

by Clintr0n December 19, 2008

kite

Predominately a Portsmouth word to describe looking at something.

"Come and have a kite at this"

by Tarby March 9, 2008

kittenhips

A guy who has the waist of an anorexic 12 year old girl.

I'm not surprised he's a model, he's got kittenhips!

by ESJ1988 December 29, 2007

Kittenfest

The girl equivalent to a "sausagefest"

When lots of girls hang out at once.

Girl#1- Hey did you get laid at that party last night?

Girl#2- Nah, It was a total kittenfest.

by CATday June 12, 2011

Swamp Kittens

That group of kids in your class that are weird but so cool at the same time (and pretty)

those swamp kittens are really annoying

by Helloitsmevictoria August 13, 2019