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personal Jesus

1. someone who is always there to be a shoulder to cry on.
A lover who is also a father figure, or a security blanket. Someone who does everything for his/her lover.

2. a 1990 hit for Depeche Mode. Johnny Cash covered it on his last album.
1. Bruce is a sugar daddy for Mary. He's her own personal Jesus.

2. Reach out and touch faith...
by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 15, 2007
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Ghetto Jesus

Any man with crack-cocaine.
Dude, you are our ghetto jesus, you have filled our block with crack!
by Dongo April 22, 2005
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Jesus crispy

1.) n. Someone who has heard so much Jesus talk in their life their brain has fried.

2.) n. A hardcore member of the largest bloodiest gang ever to roam the Earth. Easily identifiable by the presence of either or both of to gang signs, the Jesus Fish, or the Holy Cross.
1.) Hey did you watch Borat? Man their were some Jesus Crispies on that movie.

2.) Person 1. Dude, please tell me you didnt give that guy the finger, he has a Jesus Fish on his car!!

Person 2. What!! a Jesus crispy, oh shit here he comes, Im sorry man, I didnt see the fish.
by Nick Lance November 21, 2006
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kungfu jesus

a martial arts, funky fresh savior of all men.......and hot babes
DUDE...did you just see that guy get his ass kicked by kungfu jesus
by Tyler Clark May 14, 2007
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Jesus Piece

A cross or cross shaped pendant for a chain. Not meant to show how much paper you got but to show that even though your not the holiest person ever, your down with God and Jesus.
"I'm far from religious but i got beliefs, so I put cannary yellow diamonds in my Jesus Piece" -The Game
by moneyboi675 March 27, 2010
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Jesus pimps

Jehova's witnesses.
The Jesus pimps stopped at my door again yesterday.
by Alan May 9, 2004
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Purple Jesus

4. Nickname for rookie running back Adrian Peterson of the Minnesota Vikings.
The Vikings beat the Falcons thanks to a 60 yard pass reception and run by Purple Jesus.
by mphilg September 26, 2007
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