Fuckin Jacked

Super pissed off.

Ashley is fuckin jacked!

by Stanley Kodak November 26, 2010

Pillow Jacked

When one has insufficient pillows on thy threshold for the amount of bros looking to rest thine heads and at least one bro is left without a pillow because everyone else is a faggot.

Me: Yo dude, I'm hittin' the sack

Bro: Aight me too.

(Takes the last pillow)

Me: What the fuck bro? You totally just pillow jacked me!

by MysterMaan July 31, 2011

Union-Jacked

When one dips their balls in a mixture of shit and tea much like a tea bag, then another proceeds to jack off said person who dipped their balls in the mixture.

Bruv, Charles was well Union-Jacked on the weekend

by DoughBoy01 December 10, 2021

Jacked up grill

A versatile phrase that can be used in any situation - as an adjective, excuse, a loud call to break an awkward silence...Anything really. Namely what will happen to you as a result of various negative situations.

Sorry, I can't stop to talk, yo - I got a Jacked up grill.
That honky didn't invite me to play dominoes, he must have some jacked up grill!
I'm gonna get one jacked up grill if I can't get a ticket to the Pistons-Suns game.
That sucka must have one jacked up grill to be hitting up that hoe.
I GOT A JACKED UP A GRILL!!! (used to break awkward silence)
My grill's been getting jacked up lately cause you aint been home.

by Whiteside December 24, 2008

jacked

v. 1. To be messed up. Usually used with "up".
2. To get the short end of the proverbial stick.

I jacked up my hand playing baseball.

You only got 2/10 on that assignment? You got jacked!

by The Grammar Nazi December 9, 2001

Billy Jacked

The act of getting beyond-wasted on booze and weed and losing your mind.

Dude, I got Billy Jacked last night. I'm still picking glass out of my arm and butt, and my penis hurts. I don't know how it all happened. Fuck my miserable, piece-of-shit life.

by Pivboon December 24, 2009

High Jacked

What happens when you open your fridge, realize that there is food missing, and your most likely suspect is someone who is high.

How do you know you've been high jacked?

How?

Your place has been broken in to, and only the string cheese is missing.

by Pearljammers December 6, 2009