jizz goggles

Either prescription or sun glasses that blocks an eye full of ejaculate.

Check out those huge jizz goggles on that chick.

jizz goggles by khemeckal August 28, 2005

Jizz Muffin 

The act of a man ejaculating into the batter of a muffin mix then pooping into the batter making the poop looking like chocolate chips then bake the muffin then ejaculating into the icing spreading onto the muffin. Then they present it to an unfavorable person or animal.

Well you can have one of my mammy's jizz muffins you son of a batch of cookies!

Jizz Muffin by jizzpiss maximus July 7, 2010

jizz off 

similar to fuck off, but can be said in public places or around a younger audience. Also, must be done with a jacking off hand motion followed by a throwing motion, as if to throw the cum at the person you're telling to jizz off

-Your ass looks fat

-Jizz off, asshole

jizz off by idon'thaveanythingclevertoput July 18, 2009

Jizz sock 

When you jizz in your condom after having sex

Girl: what's that?
guy: it's my jizz sock, sock waste : cum

Jizz sock by Guy92 March 25, 2010

Jizz Kissed 

To Get Kissed By A Girl After She Gives Oral Sex To Another man and swallows his cum.

Yo Dude U just Got Jizz Kissed.

Jizz Kissed by Sherfo June 19, 2009

Jizz Burger 

A hamburger with only mayo. Whenever one bites into a jizz burger the grease and mayo unite to form a jizz like substance.

"what did you get to eat?" - dude1
"a big juicy jizz burger!" - dude2

Jizz Burger by stupidpseudo September 26, 2009

Jizz Soup 

a soup containing blended strawberries and cut up strawberries with some sugar, usually served in lunch meals at schools

Man, that Jizz Soup today at school was the best!

Jizz Soup by 190 Loads November 22, 2011