I can't

' I Can't' is used by teenagers now-a-days to express their feelings towards particular things..it could be either unbearable or any feelings in that matter..such as opinions.

person 1 : "let me tell you a joke..what happened when the chicken crossed the road?"
person 2 : "What?"
person 1 : " The car hit it"
person 2 : "OMG!! ur sooooooo sad i can't"

OR
two persons walking on the street pass a little boy in the age of 5 walking with his mother wearing a shirt which says.."Wuv me?"
the 1st person says to the 2nd person
1st person: " Did u see the shirt that boy was wearing?"
2nd person: " Yes.It was sooo cuuuuute. I can't!!!"

by Anoria S February 5, 2007

I bet

Two magical words that can turn any innocent sentence into a sexual innuendo.

Also see: That's what she said

Person 1: "My throat hurts..."
Person 2: "I bet."
Person 1: "Shut the hell up!"

Person 1: "I just had a hard day at the office..."
Person 2: "I bet."
Person 1: "Oh god damnit!"

(Girl stringing a needle): "This is so hard, I can't fit it in. It's too small."
Guy: "Wow, I bet."
Girl: "I'll give you that one, I really opened myself up for it."
Guy: "I bet, haha."
Girl: "..."

by Dean stu March 17, 2010

i-doser

Songs that involve a white noise with beeping freequencies that change your mood depending on which one you do it for. It's effective most if you're laying down with no lights and no sounds other than the iDoser. Certain songs cause others to trip while some may not affect you, it depends. You just have to find your right song. It's basically a free and legal drug.

I'm tripping off those i-dosers, yo.

by john shepherd May 28, 2007

when i

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by AshtyBoi September 6, 2021

And I oop

And I oop- is usually a phrase used when you hear some juicy gossip or when something shocks you.

Friend- “Sarah kisses Jake last night”
You- “and I oop-“

by Jämįė.Fįñń June 12, 2019

i betcha

1) yea rite, watever, or ya lyin
2) psyche (sike)
3) yea buddy
4) yes indeed

1)
Me: Lanie is gonna give you $5 dollars.
You: Uh huh, LOL, i betcha!

2)
Maria: Hey mom, Tommy's going to fold the clothes up for Tommy: Shid, I betcha!

3)
Mike: Man, I need somebody to do my homework for me.
Tonya: Just get Lynzie to do it for you.
Lynzie: I Betcha.

4)
Man: I heard that Ugly Betty got married to Ugly Freddie.
Woman: U serious?
Man: Lol, yea!
Woman: Haha . . . I betcha!

by dinky boo April 25, 2010

G and I

G and I = Girth and Inches

Used as a question to ask the dimensions of a Mans penis.

"So I slept with John last night"
"Oh yeah, how was it?"
"Yeah it was good"
"Ok so lets talk G and I"

by That's right I said it! January 11, 2012