German Kiss

A blow job.

To stop him from killing himself, Fran had to give Tim a german kiss after she made him watch the Bachelor .

by pylonT February 21, 2014

German candle

When you ejaculate into a girls ear.

Yo man i was doing my girl last night and i busted in her ear.

Dude good work on that German Candle

by xChris Hernandezx August 5, 2007

Germantown Academy

A private school in the suburbs where the teachers don't care about the kids and they think that school is a business. The kids are stuck up and smart christians that only care about themselves. They think they are so cool just cause Bradley Cooper went there. They they are just a stuck up school filled with selfish people.

Germantown Academy is just stuck up

by Ashleyanonanonanon August 20, 2014

german

people from germany , that arent racist as long as you are white , i went to a german school and they always used the racist words , shit im a tanned italian.

im german wont give you my hand jesse owens.

the best cars are germans , the best girls are german , the smarthes are german , the best mexican food is german.

by jose gonzales May 1, 2006

german circus

when a man and woman are having sex and do very intrecut and intense sex moves, usually acrobatic things like flips.

last night i did the german circus with sally. i flipped her and did the flying trapeze.

by dandingo March 10, 2009

German Teaparty

A large group sexual activity, in which one unlucky female is the victim of vigorous, rough, sweaty double penetration; which usually ends in a facial.

John: Yo man you see that German Teaparty video?
Frank: Yeah bro, that was awesome! she took all 4 loads in the mouth!

by JoePescimofo August 13, 2009

German Occupation

Where a German Man has anal sex with a Polish women, to symbolize the "German Occupation of Poland". Following that, the women must wear a strap-on and attempt to give the male anal sex, as the male must punch her in the face and fight. This is to show Poland's failed attempts at fighting back against the German's. As the third and final act, an American man must preform vaginal sex to the women, after beating up the German man, to symbolize America's help in the freedom of Poland from Germany. The third act may also be preformed with a Russian Man instead of an American man. During this whole "time", the German man must have his arm raised in the Nazi Saluting Position and scream "Heil" in the salute to Hitler.

Hans : Did you sleep with that Pollock last night?

Axel : Yes, there was German Occupation for some time, but an American showed up and ruined it all.

by The_Rabbi_Rock'n'Roll August 7, 2010