God
The highest above highest of all the master who gave us birth on heaven and earth who chose our fate most beautiful father youve ever seen
God by Unipabdaš October 8, 2018
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*Rapture happens*
Smart people left behind: Oh fuck, I knew God was telling me something.
Dumb people left behind: Nah, it was some random chance that caused them to evaporate . It only happens every 5-6 billion years.
Smart people left behind: Oh fuck, I knew God was telling me something.
Dumb people left behind: Nah, it was some random chance that caused them to evaporate . It only happens every 5-6 billion years.
God by Creationist March 8, 2009
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Stoner1"dude i saw god in the summer of sixty nine"
Stoner2"that when he created the world by playing crossroads?"
Stoner1"yeah man i saw it happen"
Stoner2"that when he created the world by playing crossroads?"
Stoner1"yeah man i saw it happen"
God by yyachubshair June 15, 2008
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An entity that created Heaven and Earth. He is here in the room with you, and everywhere else. Many people blame him for the things that are happening in the world. In this world, Satan is in a constant battle with God. they are battling with your soul at this very moment. If you're blaming him for all the bad things happening, why arent you praising him for all the good things happening? God loves you so much that he gave his only son Jesus to die for us. Only a clean man can save the dirty. Noone else in the world has ever claimed to be A carnation of God, while being PERFECT from birth to death. He is living inside of you this very moment. You may ask, why can't i feel his love? You have to seek it. everyone has their own story to tell. Jesus also loves people who are gay, and are immoral but he will place justice upon them when the time comes. feel free to disagree, but what would you rather believe. Your own life that leads to nowhere, or a life that surpasses life on earth? The answer is obvious LOL but you may say there's no evidence. the evidence is all aroundyou. You just have to open your "eyes".
What can wash away your sin, bring the dead to life, and have unconditional love? JESUS MANEE. God loves you!!!
God by Manwhoisnotthere June 12, 2011
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The almighty ruler of heaven and earth. Well thats "God". If your just talking about "a god" it could be Yahweh, Allah, Zeus, or even Bob if you want.
Some people do not believe in any god, and some believe in a symbolic one. These are the most brilliant people on the planet(including John Lennon & I). They understand that they will not appear in a fiery pit or anywhere else after they die. Yet they live as well as any Christian because they know that hell is every bit of guilt, depression, rejection, and pain felt in life, and that heaven is all comfort, happiness, love, and peace. Some pray to a god for hours everyday. Do they think he enjoys, or is even able to listen to millions of people talk about their problems? They could spend that time doing good for the world and then they wouldn't feel so depressed, & would have friends to talk to instead of just God. If every minute spent praying for God to help the world was spent actually helping the world, we would live in heaven.
Some people do not believe in any god, and some believe in a symbolic one. These are the most brilliant people on the planet(including John Lennon & I). They understand that they will not appear in a fiery pit or anywhere else after they die. Yet they live as well as any Christian because they know that hell is every bit of guilt, depression, rejection, and pain felt in life, and that heaven is all comfort, happiness, love, and peace. Some pray to a god for hours everyday. Do they think he enjoys, or is even able to listen to millions of people talk about their problems? They could spend that time doing good for the world and then they wouldn't feel so depressed, & would have friends to talk to instead of just God. If every minute spent praying for God to help the world was spent actually helping the world, we would live in heaven.
"I believe in God, but not as one thing, not as an old man in the sky. I believe that what people call God is something in all of us. I believe that what Jesus and Mohammed and Buddha and all the rest said was right. It's just that the translations have gone wrong." -John Lennon
god by Jim Steele September 8, 2008
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God(s) give empowerment, faith, hope, enchantment and togetherness to truly believe that there is a power or powers above our earthly selves.
God by PineappleJuice March 12, 2015
God
I am not Christian. I am gay. My religion is Thicc.
If god actually hates gays I will throw a match next time my parents drag me to church
If god actually hates gays I will throw a match next time my parents drag me to church
God by HelpMePleaseĀ°āĀ° September 29, 2017