baloney flaps

Obnoxiously large vagina lips.

She has humungous baloney flaps.

by t July 15, 2004

bologna flaps

Plain and simple, Bologna Flaps are beat up pussy lips which, on occasion, can indeed smell like bologna. Use caution when slapping bologna flaps with your oscar meyer weiner.

I was gonna fuck that bitch, but she had the nastiest bologna flaps that i have ever seen!

by Palf Angolob May 16, 2006

Female Fun Flaps

Highly amusing name for the female reproductive organ

Her female fun flaps were so huge I had to climb inside and have a wank!

by LickMeQuick January 28, 2007

Puss Flaps

The lips of a vagina, or labia majora. Similar to Piss Flaps but better-sounding.

Hey babygirl, let me see those puss flaps!
I rubbed her puss flaps for a while before digging into her pussy.

by shelik July 3, 2007

Moist Flapper

The release of loud flatulence that sounds noticibly moist and wet. The hallmark of the Moist Flapper is that the flatula released always sounds wet but may not always actually be wet and result in the release of any feces aka Moose Jelly requiring a quick wipe.

Sherwin was rearranging his couch when he pushed on the heavy price and wound up straining and dropping a Moist Flapper. Fortunately it only sounded wet and didn't require a wipe.

by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2014

flappin' the flipstick

Gettin yo' dick beat.

-Adam and Jenn "walking" in the park.

Alex - whats Adam doing?
Party Arty- flappin' the flipstick
Alex - WHAT??
Party Arty - they're walking in the woods...

by P.Arty February 16, 2009

flappy chappy

When the labia minora(inide lips of vagina) hang out like a penis, but when you touch it, it will invert itself like when you touch the eye of a snail.

i saw my girlfriends flappy chappy

by EL, WS, GR March 1, 2009