fasturbate

the act of pleasuring oneself quickly so that they can get off before their roommates come back.

"Dude, why are you so sweaty?"

"While you were in the bathroom, I felt the need to fasturbate."

by CasimirdaGreat October 28, 2012

fasted

Fake wasted. An alcoholic placebo.

Knowing that Sierra had never actually been wasted, her friends gave her what she thought was a very strong mix drink.
she was totally fasted even though it was only lemonade.

by Clemmentine September 14, 2007

fasterbate

fas-ter-bate (n)
to refrain from masterbation (in any form) over an indefinate period of time, usually for the purpose of building anticipation of ones next masterbatorial or sexual experience, and to increase ones personal pleasure thereof

I was tired of not feeling anything when my girlfriend blew me, so I fasterbated for a month. When I came she almost drownded. Shit was so cash.

by Zing Zing Zingbah August 19, 2011

Fastivities

Festivities done in a fast and loose and mostly drunk "ridic" manner.

"Bro, let the Vegas Fastivities begin!" "Steve's mind was ready for the fastivities, but his body definitely wasn't. He's been puking all morning, but the pics from last night are EPIC!"

by RoverAFG November 12, 2011

fasterbait

Masturbating while fishing.

Hey bob, you wanna Fasterbait with me today?

by c0deman991 September 14, 2016

Fasty McBrickerson

An enemy in bloodbourne that wields a brick and attacks rather fast he got his name from our great Lord Seamoose

" I like to call this guy Fasty McBrickerson because he is pretty quick with his brick" Seamoose 2016

by Conmacko July 14, 2016

Fasterbate

When you wanna masturbate but you're in a rush, so you have to masturbate really fast so you can achieve orgasm quickly.

Lewis: shit I wanna masturbate but my parents are home in two minutes

John: Better fasterbate then

by Lucosa April 12, 2017