fake n' bake

noun- nickname used when referring to someone who tans too much and that you can never really tell what their natural hair color is

verb-day at the hair dressers tanning and dying your hair

noun- "Damn, check out "fake n' bake". If she'd keep her ass out of the tanning bed, I'd bet she wouldn't look so damn wrinkled and old with that bleached blond hair."

verb- "Sorry, can't go shoppin' today I've got to take a trip up to the salon to fake n' bake. My boyfriend said that my skins startin' to fade and doesn't look right with my hair. Then to the doctor cause I got this nasty spot on my skin on my forehead next to the hair line, I just can't get rid of the thing. Last week my hair dresser found it and told me she wouldn't color my hair cause the chemicals could be causin' it, so I had to go buy my own damn color and have Gina color my hair for me, so today I'm just gonna get it highlighted.... I could't believe it!" <--- usually what a blond would say....

by smart blond <--- lol December 9, 2004

fakeaway

Curry, or any other manner of takeaway food, that is made with ingredients and jars of sauce from the supermarket

Fakeaway, a home-made, belt-tightening version of a takeaway

by $aze October 31, 2008

fake a shit

Masturbating while sitting on the toilet.

My wife was not putting out last night, so I had to fake a shit.

by VRAGMOTOR March 18, 2010

Failed Lesbian

Failed Lesbian = noun. A woman who craves a sexy man's body but would never touch it, unless he was THAT SEXY, but instead, she would focus all that desire into boning a hot woman..or not so hot woman...as long as it is a woman

Bitch who coined this word: Fuck, i am such a failed lesbian, that guy's bulge is making me so horny. *goes home and fucks the brains out my girlfriend while thinking of the guy's bulge*

by iEatBabiesDuh June 30, 2011

mama-fake-hands

mad poser status, a real tool

"That mama-fake-hands shops at hot topic."

"That wangsta mama-fake-hands listens to fifty-cent while eating marshmallows!"

by mightysmax March 10, 2008

fake booby

A fashion accesory commonly seen on barbie girls, most blond pop artists and hookers. Usually made from bags of sillicone or saline solution and bought/used/owned in pairs.

Did you ever notice that most of those pop artists, especially the blond ones, have fake boobies?

by Shawn B. April 30, 2003

Fake Dating

When two people embark on an activity together that could be construed as a date, such as bowling, cinema, or even coffee.

Whether there is interest or not, this action shall be observed as a fake date due to the one to one nature. This could be done deliberately by two people interested in each other who aren't classing it as a date for whatever reason (example a), or accidentally by two friends or acquaintances attempting to merely enjoy each other's company (example b).

Example A -

Josh: You fancy going out for a coffee?

Georgia: I like you but I just broke up with my boyfriend, I don't want to date again straight away.

Josh: Well then let's just be fake dating?

Example B -

Brendon: You wanna go to the cinema later dude?

Charlie: But won't it look a bit weird, like we're dating or something?

Brendon: Nah everyone knows we'd be fake dating

by pepsimaxginger April 22, 2017