Fart Rock

A fart rock is actually a rock containing sulfur that you can break, or scrape, to achieve a horrible fart smell.

Someone broke a fart rock in the hallway and it was so bad that they had to close it off for the day.

by Diesel AG April 4, 2009

fat farts

The farting sound resulting from trapped air escaping from between the sweaty bellies of two fat people fucking. (aka- beef queef)

That couple in the adjoining motel room kept me awake for over an hour with their fat farts.

by wolfbait51 April 21, 2011

fiddle fart

Doing nothing important, not doing what one is supposed to be doing according to action asked upon.

Whould ya'll stop fiddle farting around and get that trash taken out.

What are you doing? Fiddle farten around.

by Tim Griffith December 11, 2004

Fartino

A Native American person who is constantly eating and farting all the time

That kid crashed out in our computer room is a Fartino

by Barbara Bush November 16, 2003

fart fest

A bi-yearly celebration of farting. Participants eat dried apricots and count how many time they fart. Each year is accompanied by a slogan. Example - Fart Fest 2005 - "Our Cheeks Are Sealed" Quite a special festival.

"It's time for fart fest already?"

by ethelegg February 18, 2005

fart walk

To stroll while farting in order to avoid just standing there in your own stench. Similar to crop dusting, except this is not meant to be malicious.

...note left in office cubicle: "Be back soon. Needed to take a fart walk"

by brothermike October 12, 2005

Juicy Fart

The kind of fart where toilet paper is necessary to clean up.

>*farts
>Ha! Nice one
>Ugh. Not really.
>Whoah! Juicy Fart! Run away!
>*squelches to bathroom.

by HungryNoobivore February 3, 2010